Osmosis Pwns: The World's Strongest 💪

Call your parole officer. I'm here to kick butt

[Osmosis Pwns: The World's Strongest 💪 @JethroSupreme]

The dead shall rise... and ths living shall become their slaves...

[HorseSlug🐌 @horsebone2]

Just accidentally shaved a load bearing butt pube and my butt collapsed in on its self

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

$500k or shower with squidward and he sings ladadee ladadoo ladadum

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Jonah hill what’s upp you fat pussy! Loved your performance in War Dogs. Let’s slap box

[sleepy🇬🇧 @sleepykvlt]

@CEOOfBruhReal tf2 players deciding whether to be the most woke or most racist person you've ever met

[Osmosis Pwns: The World's Strongest 💪 @JethroSupreme]

@jayfentlington Hellbenders over family guy has to be some sort of crime

[Mingu @lowgradef]

americans: ooh im from new hamster! where are you from?

[gooberbanger @gooberbanger]

minion caught on a fucking branch

[wavesofemotionn @wavesofemotionn]

how the FUCK do people like horse dicks that shit is so fucking gross

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i heard the timer for my cookies go off 8 minutes ago. but i don’t care. fuck those cookies and fuck my life.

[84127th biggest AL HEAD (Gef) @gef_vt]

when i see that butt

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Listening to Primus

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

the fat guy from superbad just annihilated me jiu jitsu style

[𝙂𝙖𝙩𝙯𝙯🇭🇹 #BND @gatzzshado7703]

"Ball and gun gamers" "sword and potion gamers", hold your cocks. We got niggas playing Poppy Playtime😂😂😂✌🏾

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

only B word i ever call my bitch is beautiful

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

in 2013 I was turned down from becoming the fifth member of one direction because of my fucked up penis

[notJates @JustNotATES]

Grown ass man Tweeting like he on Victorious and this https://t.co/waYl3TbUe8

[pa @Gull_nest]

暑い夏はぱあ汁を浴びる

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

at the strip club throwing handfuls of box tops on the stage