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Taking things said in daily conversations out of context. I have one follower why would I even need a description.

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Does meat have vagina?

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Maybe we're not ready for triangles yet..

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You can't get angry at living, laughing and loving.

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What if everything was reality?

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I'm not so much into people I'm more into beans.

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Don't put things in my hand if you don't want them gripped.

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My anus is so relaxed right now.

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Shove a lemon on the Gooch.

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Horse girl butts.

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I know how to cum, I don't know how to clinique.

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I don't want to soap myself.

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The one true Dave.

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The forever toilet.

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You've all heard of the Black Panther.
Now get ready for the Inverted Cheetah.

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I'm gonna go for a shower cause my teeth hurt.

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An idea: a fully clothed butt.

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How did Hitler feel when he found out he was losing the war? He was inFührerated.

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The future is not yet now but it is now soon.

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Give me all of your lab meats, I will eat them.