Jetomance

Demokratisch gewählter Weltraumimperator und Erfinder der ferngesteuerten Bratkartoffel !

[Jetomance @Jetomance]

@JoshStrifeHayes @warhammer

[Pubity @pubity]

The Austin Powers cast has reunited 23 years after the last film.

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@OldInternetFeel

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@OoCPokemon

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@OoCPokemon

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@XboxDACH

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

And they say wrestling is fake...

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

The laws of the Internet:

1. Streisand effect. Any attempt to censor info on the web will lead to said info being widely spread.

2. Muphry’s law. If you leave a comment correcting someone, there will always be a mistake in it.

3. Cunningham’s law. The best way to get an answer to a question is to answer it wrongly yourself and wait for someone to correct you.

4. Armstrong’s law. The longer a conversation goes without mention of America, the more likely an American is to arbitrarily bring up the moon landing.

5. CAD’s theorem of topic culture. A smart is less likely to receive a reply than a stupid post because it leaves less to be said, but a really full and comprehensive post will bring the conversation to a halt.

6. Wadsworth’s content. The first 30% of any video contains no worthwhile information.

[Jason David Frank @jdfffn]

“You can’t be afraid to fail if you want to succeed.” -JDF

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

BRO 😂😂😂

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Hey, you.
This is important.
Crocodiles do elevator butt like cats.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Comes into the world like “who’s first”!

[Jetomance @Jetomance]

@SBahnBerlin "Die S3-Expresszüge halten zusätzlich in Hirschgarten" - wissen Eure Fahrer das auch? Aufgrund des eben durchgerauschten Expresszugs zweifle ich daran 🤷‍♂️

[Jetomance @Jetomance]

@SBahnBerlin Immer wieder schön Fahrgast der S3 sein zu dürfen 🤷‍♂️

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@SBahnBerlin Weil am Hackeschen Markt ein Defekt war, fährt die S3 Express nicht? Was ist die Begründung hierfür?

[Jetomance @Jetomance]

@Rico155055 @Ersatz_Bus Keine Ahnung, ob es der Express war - es gibt ja, neben einem Dach, weder Ansagen noch Anzeigen in Hirschgarten 🤷‍♂️

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

Okay that's amazing 🤣

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

Twitch Streamer @CarnyJared full combo'd Through the Fire and Flames at 200% speed on Guitar Hero, something never done before

He spent 9 months and 50,000 attempts to achieve this... actually insane