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Married working mom of two! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@jc_playmakerWNY Wow

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@ScottPresler No!!!

[John James @JohnJamesMI]

She could’ve chosen the path of least resistance, but instead @Riley_Gaines_ chose the path of truth: men and women have equal value, but we are not the same.

Riley Gaines is a real American hero.

Be like Riley.

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

Ok y'all are nice saying we should run our new ad REAL GIRLS ROCK on the Superbowl... you do realize a :30 second ad during the Superbowl is $8M!

We're a start up! We need viral views!

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[Dave Bondy @DaveBondyTV]

Another great day for solar in Michigan. NOT.

[Charlie LeDuff @Charlieleduff]

Would somebody inform newby
Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin that troops from the 82nd and 101st Airborne were deployed to Detroit in 1967 to quell civil unrest?
That 6,000 federal troops were deployed to Deroit in 1943 to quell civil unrest?
Helps to know the place you represent.

[Anna Hoffman @shoesonplease]

And just like that, as predicted, all 3 CCP battery/EV projects sponsored in secret by the Biden Whitmer regime are ending.

No jobs created.

Billions of taxpayer dollars thrown away.

It’s going to get even worse for Michigan’s auto industry.

[Senator Aric Nesbitt @SenAricNesbitt]

Gretchen Whitmer’s Green New Scam will make a lot of people rich. Just not the people of Michigan.

[Rep. Josh Schriver @JoshuaSchriver]

As the 2023-2024 Michigan Legislature has come to an official end, I thank every Michigan resident who worked with me to FULLY DEFEAT some of the worst bills ever proposed this week.

Here’s what we STOPPED:

❌HB 6068: Mandates Teaching About "Gender Identity" and "Sexual Orientation" In Sex Ed Classes

❌HB 4410-12: Give Driver's Licenses to Illegals

❌HB 6034-35: Prohibit Removal of Books About "Sexual Orientation" and "Gender Identity" In Public Libraries

❌HB 4156: National Popular Vote Interstate Compact

❌HB 6205-6210: Vaccine Mandates

❌SB 401-404: Open the Door for Ranked Choice Voting in Michigan

❌SB 1083-84: De-Criminalize Adultery

❌SB 1082: Restricts Certain Types of Advertising Within 1,850' of Planned Parenthood Clinics

❌HB 6091: Could Cause School Employees to Lose Their Jobs If They Warn Students About the Dangers of Sex Change Surgeries

❌SB 707: Enacts a $1,000 Fine for Spreading "Election Misinformation"

❌SB 1086: Creates a “Do Not Sell” List to Suspend an Individual’s Right to Purchase a Firearm

❌SB 857-58: Establishes More Gun-Free Zones in Michigan

❌SB 947: Makes It More Difficult for Charter Schools to Operate in Michigan

❌HB 6183-85: Will Lead to Costly Lawsuits for Gun Manufacturers

❌HB 6257-58: Increase the Gas Tax by 19 Cents and Raise Vehicle Registration Fees by $100 Per Year

❌HB 5088-5093: Enact More Utility Fees to Help Pay for Someone Else's Water Bill

❌HB 5618-24: Establish More Red Tape Tape Businesses Must Jump Through To Onboard Employees

❌HB 6168: Allocates $10M In Taxpayer Money for Tampons in Boy's School Restroom

❌HB 6108: Let Unelected Bureaucrats Decide the Location of Gravel Pits Instead of Local Boards

In 2025, Michigan House Republicans will hold oversight hearings to hold Dana Nessel, Jocelyn Benson, and Gretchen Whitmer accountable.

Merry Christmas to all. And to all a good night.

Christ the Savior is born.

[Meghan Reckling @MeghanReckling]

The question everyone in Michigan should be asking is “where the hell is @GovWhitmer?”

National Democrats eye a 2028 Presidential run can breathe a little easier tonight—because Michigan’s “rising star” Gretchen Whitmer has face-planted in spectacular fashion. Not only did the national media darling fail to deliver Michigan for Kamala Harris, but she lost her legislative trifecta. Let that sink in—the Michigan House is the only state legislature in the country to flip this cycle was Michigan’s.

And what does Whitmer have to show for her years of “control” and “leadership”? Absolutely nothing.

In the final hours of her unilateral control here in Michigan, she couldn’t even push her own party’s priorities across the finish line. The “Whitmer era” isn’t ending with a bang—it’s dying with a whimper.

Meanwhile, Michigan Democrats are at war with each other. Detroit lawmakers are publicly feuding. Duggan, the Democrat mayor of our largest city, is running for governor as an independent. The Democrat AG is threatening to prosecute Democrat legislators. And the Democrat Speaker of the House adjourned session for the term when he couldn’t even negotiate deals with his own caucus members.

This isn’t leadership—it’s a Jerry Springer episode playing out in real time.

Michigan is in chaos. Whitmer’s party and her legacy is crumbling. So where is Gretchen Whitmer, and what the hell is she doing while her state burns?

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

When the Linus Christmas Speech was shown to TV executives they opposed it

They said it was "too churchy"

Charles Schultz insisted the Scripture passage be included and said, "If we don't do it, who will?"

Greatest moment of kids TV history

[Anna Hoffman @shoesonplease]

If there was ever a moment for even one Michigan Democrat to distinguish themselves it would be today.

Walk away. Your party has abandoned the people you’ve elected to serve. This is your moment. Rise up.

💪🏻

[Charlie LeDuff @Charlieleduff]

Big Gretch Is About to Get Dropped Into the Air Fryer

Now that Trump has won the presidency, the attention in Michigan turns to Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s political future.

Oddsmakers in the smoke-filled back rooms have crowned her the Democratic winner in the wake of the Kamala Harris ass-kicking. The thinking goes something like this: With Harris out of the way, Whitmer’s runway is clear. She simply serves out her last two years, obstructing Trump at every opportunity on the friendly talk-show circuit. Once she’s termed out in 2026, she has two full years to clink crystal goblets and grub obscene amounts of money from the Silicon Valley elite for a presidential run.

I wouldn’t bet on it. Because now—after six years of lockdowns and political subterfuge—comes the mop bucket of accountability. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has promised that all swamp creatures shall be dragged into the light. RFK trolls Dr. Anthony Fauci. He tweets that the revolving doormen of Big Pharma and Big Government should pack their pages and preserve their documents. Accountability is coming.

I am told from that this will include Whitmer and the coverup of the nursing home deaths in Michigan. Remember, I had to sue the governor for the long-term care facility Covid-death data, which, in the end, did not exist, despite Whitmer’s emergency directive requiring it.

The true death toll at these facilities is likely twice as high as the official numbers, according to a report by the Michigan Auditor General and a study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

All of this, of course, has been ignored by the pandering poodles of the state’s media who have exposed themselves as propaganda pets for the Democratic Party.

There is that -- and there is the fact that the country got a heaping bowlful of Whitmer’s buffoonery and smugness. The ginned-up bar scenes with Kamala Harris and the bus tour to nowhere. The bizarre homoerotic eucharist with the Dorito-licking social media influencer.

Now, the country knows what we know in Michigan. Whitmer is a TikTok lightweight. She channels Meryl Streep but comes off as Ethel Merman. She is incapable of doing the serious business of governing. The Great Lakes State is rudderless and heading for the rocks. Consider that Detroit is still one of America’s most dangerous cities, even with the cooked crime data.

Like Tim Walz’s Minnesota, Michigan is currently a cesspool of failing schools and college graduates fleeing the state, heading for any hill not named Farmington, Rochester, or Auburn. Whitmer’s latest budget robbed the teachers’ pension system (already $30 billion underfunded) to balance her unsustainable and bloated ledger, with no sense of future or priority. Meanwhile, public school kids took an inflationary cut. Crumbling pension plans: That’s how Detroit went bankrupt, remember.

Michigan’s population would be shrinking were it not for the illegal aliens, and now Whitmer is pushing to provide them with drivers licenses and housing vouchers, while citizens struggle to make rent.

Business attraction? Forget about it. Her corporate cash giveaways have led to manufacturing job losses, not job gains. Thousands of autoworkers have been laid off in the last two months alone, despite the Gretchen Gravy Train.

Remember, too, that Whitmer was a national co-chair for the Harris campaign, which blew through $10 million a day and finds itself a week in debt.

Even so, the Whitmer-led Democrats lost every lever of power, including the Michigan House. Not to be deterred, Whitmer is trying to ram a rancid wishlist through the lame-duck legislature, which includes transgender sex education in public schools.

Whitmer’s crew should remember that national scrutiny is the air fryer that sucks the juice from political ambition. Our governor and her retinue of millennial pillow fluffers would be wise to remember that.

And remember to preserve those documents, because it’s going to be a brutal two years.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel,

It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor.

That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative.
But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated.

But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch.

Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH!

You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all.
If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole.

Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety.

I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind.

So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.”

No, Sir!

The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford.

And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed.

Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming.

I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans.

Respectfully,
Rob Schneider

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@greenteacher20 Congrats Maria!!

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@glippert88 Congrats!!

[Garret Zuk @Mr_Coach_Zuk]

AWESOME first day with the boys and girls XC teams up at camp!! Tons of fun on the zip line, sand dunes, and making memories together (and a little bit of running too). @NCSD @NoviAthletics @GirlsNXC @noviboyscc

[Novi Varsity Soccer @novi_soccer]

Hey @NCSD our own @novi_soccer @caratortelli scored her 1st varsity goal & is up for Hometown Life Athlete of the Week. Voting is open until noon Friday. You can vote as much as you wish, but only 1 vote every 3 hours will count in the poll. Let’s support Cara & vote, vote, vote!

[Novi Varsity Soccer @novi_soccer]

Freshmen @caratortelli earned her first varsity assist, while freshmen @riley_bojo earned her first varsity win in goal.

Next Up:
At Northville on Thursday

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