Jetpack Randy

running for pres in 5 yrs: everyone will get a renewable energy jetpack and taxing the rich will pay for it all and they don't get to have one. #vote

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@AkoolInc why are tech companies always named some bullshit made up word

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@AkoolInc While I do believe the people behind this company deserve safety, security, and happiness, I hope this and your future endeavors in AI go very poorly and you are forced to find something more constructive to do with your time and resources.

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@ContractVille_ love the game! Any plans to expand multiplayer beyond 4? We'd have a blast with up to 10 being allowed in a world

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People with ADHD probably become ghosts more often because of all the unfinished business huh

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Just because horses are extinct doesn’t mean chivalry is dead

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s 2022. Vampires can go outside. We must stay alert.

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Arachnophobia is so stupid, just let spiders get married. Love is love.

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new season of bake off? maybe we’ll be ok after all

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@MaclunkeyCulkin

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@kurtisconner What about professional women’s basketball? I bet u wont #WNBATwitter #followthemoney

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@Chipmanzee @MaclunkeyCulkin Follow the money

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I feel like every lil shit grows up to be a real character

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I vow to always maintain my lil shit energy

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who's your favorite character in the CICCU? (car insurance commercial cinematic universe)

mine is the guy who gets his face shrunk with the shrink ray in the progressive or geico commercial or all state i don't remember which one

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@lucasben1 Hair on point 🔥

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@Wendigoon8 I made this for you

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@Wendigoon8 I drew this for u

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dr lord plz bless this betch

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name a better duo than ice cream and sadness