Jet Puff

All of my tweets are ancient prophecies, probably. Love making weird stuff with my weird friends.

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

https://t.co/oty88bml9A

I'm Outta Here out now, best stuff I've ever made

Featuring @heyilyforever @JoshuaVirtue @audravidal (wisely deleted twitter) @yoworstfriend @hennyramen @lem_jamin

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@ineedafundrink Halloween look please

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@hennyramen I found my CD of camp covered in dust at my dad’s house today actually.

I’m pretty sure if it came out now he’d be treated like that I wanna be the next SNL cast member guy.

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@splinteryrspine Shoulda had Tane Impala

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@TheBrewtonShow @droppingdimes02 Drop all three before you get scooped

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@heyilyforever @militariegun @GAMIGANG @KillerMike @TinyVoicesWI @SUNAMI408 Been real into Feeble Little Horse, Turbo Nut, and gal pal

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

I got a bluesky invite, finally off this hell site onto another, rightly better hell site

https://t.co/AliGq0G5ZA

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@ineedafundrink Crying

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

Thinking about how the commodification and mass production of art under capitalism devalues each creative work and leads to hyper competitiveness among artists. Sucks.

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

This thread is disgusting but not surprising at all

ACAB

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

DOJ just released the report from its two-year investigation of the Minneapolis police department.

Here's a thread of notable excerpts.

This first one happened *while a DOJ investigator was on a ride-along.*

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@alecrobbins Doggy door, drive-thru, driving crooner, egg game, and jelly bean, all instant classics for sure.

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

Staring at a phone screen for hours actually helps me sleep. Makes me feel great actually.

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@DoctorEthereum @TheNBACentral @JakeLFischer Closer than I expected, people forget how good they were (chicken selects)

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

Great record, one of the best surprises of the year so far

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Feeble Little Horse's Girl With Fish is named Best New Music 🏆 https://t.co/qUt71W7reY

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@heyilyforever I played this like five minutes ago and I can’t get it out of my head

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

Ok they can’t keep having these mission impossible sequels, these missions clearly aren’t impossible. They’re completing them every time!

That’s a 100% success rate.

Should be called “another doable mission”.

They’re too down on themselves, have a little faith.

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

It’d be so nice to exist without having to sell something, or sell myself

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

YouTube video about the Tibetan Book of the Dead interrupted by an ad for Culver’s

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

BREAKING NEWS: Baby Gronk, DEAD

Riz in Peace to the Drip King

The manhunt for Livvy continues, the prime suspect in the murder of Baby Gronk continues to evade authorities after rizzing up the FBI.

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

@NnamdisWorld I thought about photoshopping it out but if I open this up I’d have to do a version with like twenty boogers

[Jet Puff @JetPuff96]

Capitalism is the cause of every child who died from cancer

[Jordan Howell @JordanmHowell]

Holy shit