Juan Velasquez

Walking thru life, one burger at a time

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

When was the last time someone told you, "yo, pull up to the sunset real quick"

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

- I check my flight, still on time
- order uber, 10 min away
- at the 2 min mark, flight gets delayed by 2 hrs
-cancel uber, lose $6 cancelation fee
- I should've just gone

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

I keep forgettin' - Michael McDonald

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@KevOnStage That's the same thing I said lmao

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@MoneyB I'm very sorry for your loss

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@k4ish3n @Steffla4 @TSN_Sports Doesn't matter, you obviously never played a team sport, you probably played ass-back

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@LaNubeWilliams This idiot here, they base it on severity of the injury. Severity means to the degree of something undesirable.

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

Let's be for real. These hydration breaks are really AD breaks. Hydration breaks should only happen when it's hot as hell.

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@aHTracTalb It's like watching a little kid ride a bike for the first time. I'm all for it!

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

I wish I was there for that. I'm literally 15 min away from there lol

[Socrates @NewsSportzz]

What is this?! 😳🍊

The Orange Army has completely taken over Arlington! 🇳🇱🔥 It looks more like Amsterdam than Texas right now.

#OrangeArmy #Netherlands #WorldCup #ArlingtonTX

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@KevOnStage 2002 Korea/Japan Winners, that Brazil team was Stacked, even their bench

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

The Spaniards are pissed tf off lmao #WC2026

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@nojumper Damn @dc_mma so you got beat by Bones AND you got caught scamming? I lost all respect for you

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

THE ORANGE ARMY IS ON THE MOVE

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

Yea I think the Spurs choked this entire series, each game.

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@hitchariide Bro, have you noticed the dimensions for the actual professional football fields as opposed to what they have now to accommodate now? It's not good, at all. On top of that, on some arenas, the balls aren't even bouncing correctly.

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@muheediva01 Lobster rolls

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

Mark my words. He will break the record for getting sacked the most in a single-regular season. Those bounties are gonna be crazy!

[Kelsey Nicole Nelson (KNN) @therealknelson]

This is journalism. Asking the questions that need and deserve to be asked.

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

@hovah76

[Juan Velasquez @jetsetjcv]

Yup, first watch how the country was 20 years ago, then you can judge if Bukele was being a "dictator" or brought swift justice for all who have suffered.

[RŌNIN @ronin21btc]

I LOVE that they forced him to watch the video.

Far too many bleeding heart liberals clueless to the violence these guys are capable of.