jess 🐈‍⬛

slytherin/michael/the ocean is my happy place/pineapple goes on pizza/E.T. is the shit. this is a parody account.

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Hello, I’d like to report a crime

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@GhostOfRockDots French 😂

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Wake me up when Greg is gone #jeopardy

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@Pro4manceNorm In my fb memories today 😂😂

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@Pro4manceNorm I freaking LOVE those

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$4.29 for gas, so great

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@pghrenegades Absolutely beautiful. Thank you. ❤️

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Ilia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ay_taybay Yeah, move to Mexican duh 😂

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Oh, look a funny commercial. Just kidding, it’s about prostate cancer. #SuperBowlLX

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@StrykerBrig24 At least he didn’t have to walk off the stage this time lol

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@PirateNation22 Sounds about white

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@BlackAndGold277 Sometimes even clowns are educated and can speak multiple languages

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RICKYYYYYYYYYY

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The desperation of the Backstreet Boys these days is so cringy 😭

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Commercials are a 0/10 so far #SuperBowl

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I miss prime Mariah Carey

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Why is there SO much talking on Wheel of Fortune?!

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One day I won’t cry over the most stupid nostalgic things

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Holy shit Shaheed