Simon C

Reluctant Watford fan. Swimming, running and cycling into retirement.

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

When he scores: mamadou mamadou, mamadou scored when he wanted to wo wo wo wo. To the theme of Abba's Waterloo. You heard it here first. #watfordfc #watford @DNSYE_podcast

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@DNSYE_podcast Vengeance for Boxing Day. #COYH

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@HMRCcustomers Thanks. I hope the phone gets answered.

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@HMRCcustomers Hello, when I got married in 2006 I did not change my name with HMRC but I did change it everywhere else. I now require an online account but cannot prove my ID online as all my docs are in my married name. Help please.

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@HMRCcustomers To change my name I am told to log into my account. I don't have an online account and can't create one as I have changed my name.

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@SkySports coverage started 3.30pm. Why arrange a fixture for 3pm on a Sunday for the TV and then schedule the coverage to begin 30 mins late - wtf? @SkySportsNews @SkyHelpTeam

[Sheffield United Fan Services @SUFCServices]

Today's #SHUWAT matchday schedule ℹ️

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@LutonTown Luton get battered everywhere they go!

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@jimmym @TubeMapCentral https://t.co/ALaL7vgcqO

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@TheSunFootball Suncream

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@SkyNews Fewer patients, fewer not less. 😡😡

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@TheCharlesDowns 😂😂

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

You reserve a seat on the train. You get on to find someone sat in it. The carriage is almost empty with plenty of available seats. Do you make a point and ask them to move or sit elsewhere? #rail #dilemma #firstworldproblem

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@SpidrW3b38 @Cole_Jim_1 😂

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Lest we forget.

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@fesshole I’ve seen Day of the Tiffids so decided to keep the curtains closed.

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@tomhfh The working class have never had it so good. Bravo to the Tories. Let’s give them 14 more years. 😳

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

@LutonTownExile A day when Luton don’t get battered everywhere they go. 👏.

[Simon C @jetstreamtri]

#lutonFC Luton get battered everywhere they go.