Jette Neumann

Crazy German /Make up student @cityvarsity /call centre agent for GTS/ party animal/ talks a lot of shit :D

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Capetonians pls RT and find this guy. He has my s5 and is using it. Contact me if you know him

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Ok ... won the bodyspectra (-tick-), now off to the 48hrs film competition... Let's hope for the best

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

@ImNotMez make sure to see me again before you leave... had a great night - just like old times

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

If u NEED to have 2jobs(while studying)u should at least make sure they cant have a staff crisis at the same time #ididnt #haventsleptindays

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

@ImNotMez and I love ur new pic ... Very pretty ;)

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

HAHAHA!! RT"@ImNotMez: @jetteschnecke <--- she does! RT @MentionTo: #MentionTo your friend who loves screaming out loud so much.

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Oh yeah...Sold like 20drinks n now I'm left at the back bar of joburgs with 2 black dudes hitting on 2 scandinavian chicks #CanNightGetWorse

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

@ImNotMez I know u mean well n in general I agree, but maybe its the late hour, maybe my dirty mind:it still sounds a bit wrong #shameonme

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

@ImNotMez I need u on the 7th of june - r u free? Ps: my phone was stolen so I got a new bb code

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

A bit hangover, but that stroh might actually have taken out some of those germs

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Ahhh soccer is boooring! I wanna be home with wine and a chick flick or alternatively a hot guy ;)

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Shit 1:1 does that mean I have to bear that for 30 more minutes ... I might not survive

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Ok I know I'm german and apparently supposed to know, but is this an important game? #BayernMunichvsChelsea

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Workin at joburgs (back bar) and no choice but watching soccer - gonna b a long night

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Gotta stay with assholes, guys that actually like you are time consuming

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

My mum reminded me how I used to say:"I didn't choose u, it was ur choice n now u have to live with us" I love her haha #happymamasday

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Not being in time is disrespectful. #homeaffairs seems to wanna proof they don't give a shit ...

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

Coming from double night shift where I worked 1 1/2 hrs overtime, queuing in front of home affairs - what an amazing morning

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

@ImNotMez ahhh where the hell are u I NEED a dark skin model urgentliest and u r partying around somewhere ;)

[Jette Neumann @jetteschnecke]

@ImNotMez damn ... Well comedy alone then :( u better b back for my next off we