Jettie Strand

avid over-thinker | amateur food critic

[cherrie @cherrishkhera]

every time i try to have an original research idea but Zhang et al. already published it 3 years ago

[Jettie Strand @jettiestrand]

Thanksgiving without deviled eggs? Go ahead and uninvite me, thanks.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

The plan is to MOVE. Move out. Move on. Move forward. Move up. Move smarter.

[Jo🍒 @jojohalle_]

“I hate onions” be an adult please🤨🤨

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I’m going to take a nap for half an hour”

me 6 hours later:

[Reni♧ @wheezywya]

I still think about YouTube to mp3 converter sometimes

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

being told “i can tell ur happier” by ppl who’ve seen u in ur darkest moments is hands down one of the best things to hear

[Jettie Strand @jettiestrand]

life is worth living actually !!

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Dads watching the kids open presents not knowing what mom bought them

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

People: omg I can’t believe this is happening

People with anxiety: I thought this might happen

[Jettie Strand @jettiestrand]

mustache? I’m in.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

not even joking when i say this is one of the greatest songs of all time

[Jettie Strand @jettiestrand]

Life’s too short to use thin toilet paper

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.