Crian Branston

every soul has its dark

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[Crian Branston @Jettstream31]

korpsemazoo? idk

[Crian Branston @Jettstream31]

update: corpseamazoo

[Crian Branston @Jettstream31]

cringeamazoo

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

My sincerest apologies to the brave men and women of the police forces across this great country. I hope no cops got sucked off at all yesterday and were instead busy stopping bank robberies and flashbanging babies during illegal no-knock raids.

[Crian Branston @Jettstream31]

never thought the individualist revolution would be "brought to you in part by"

[Zullie @ZullieTheWitch]

I've been informed I accidentally started a trend.

[FightinCowboy @Fightincowboy]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but powerful weapon arts, spells, ashen summons, etc., are not "cheesing", they're literally just playing the game with the tools provided. You wanna use 10sec infinite FP flask and comet azure? Go for it, it's still a victory.

[Iron Pineapple @IronPineapple_]

This is harder than my level 1 Elden Ring run tbh

[Jut @ProbablyJut]

how to get a girl to like you:

- be emotionally unavailable
- skip meals
- play smash bros
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[Iron Pineapple @IronPineapple_]

me when your mom when me when I POV when me

[Rehvion @rehvion]

Yes, I've fought and defeated Radahn before patch 1.03 how could you tell?

[Crian Branston @Jettstream31]

For the record, they were Lucky Strikes

[Crian Branston @Jettstream31]

bum from me

[Crian Branston @Jettstream31]

y'all ever feel like the capitalist system is a major cause of your paranoia around everyone you know, or is that just a "me" thing?

[Iron Pineapple @IronPineapple_]

For context, it took over 4 years for Dark Souls 3 to hit 10 million sales. Kinda wild to think about how big Elden Ring is.

[jāke 🆘団 @BestTweeterr]

@nickels97 i would never go to olive garden, it's one of the things i arbitrarily hate due to partial italian heritage

[Vietnamese Crystal @VietnamCrystal]

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN IN THE WORLD, SAVVY AND NOSAVVY WHAT KIND OF YOU?