jetty bones

currently existing primarily in real life instead of real time on the internet. but still alive.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

can someone tell me how to change my alarm? it's stuck at 5am but i really don't need to get up until 7:30am.

also my alarm is my cat, if that's relevant.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

At the end of the day, I'm just a woman in my 30s severely distraught about the lack of flash mob experiences I've had in this lifetime.

(zero. there have been zero.)

[jetty bones @jettybones]

If you haven't already, I'm challenging you to remove the phrase "band girlfriend" from your vocabulary because women are not accessories defined by what their partner does.

Thank you, that is all.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

The adhd has had me looking at fun miniature jello molds and vegan jello for the last hour.

Do I ever eat jello? Noooo.
But do I think it could look cute? 🫣

[jetty bones @jettybones]

unfortunately, a narcissist actually loves to see me coming 🙃

[jetty bones @jettybones]

everyone's so comfortably settled, and here i am, just screaming.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

Sorry, I'm maladaptive daydreaming in the Ikea showroom, can I call you later?

[jetty bones @jettybones]

also we all know i post more on that lil blue sky butterfly app now, right? it's all dumb and full of typos, like it used to be here.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

@palendrome_x i can confidently say that i'm getting there! but, i walked out of the elevator last minute so i've had a year to process.

[Idreamofvinyl @idreamofvinyl]

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[Mud Whale @mudwhale]

may all your opps fail on
MUD WHALE MONDAY

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[jetty bones @jettybones]

"You know people can see your reel likes on ig, right?"

YEAH, and I don't think the combination of animal videos, motivational artwork and Tim Robinson memes is going to be that surprising to literally anyone.

[☀️ @heartsgxne]

Not to be dramatic but seeing Jetty Bones live again in the year of 2025 has awoken something in me again.

[chelle @ArmadilloShells]

i just got happy home academy on animal crossing and now i'm just putting jetty bones artwork in everyone's house. i named the school betty jones elementary, i can't wait to be able to decorate my villagers houses with jetty bones artwork

[jetty bones @jettybones]

if you see me at the petey gig tonight and don't come up to scream and dance with me, you're fake as hell.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

astrology keeps telling me i'll find love in october but im just TRYING TO FIND AN APARTMENT.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

❌compatibility based on your sign
✅ compatibility based on which vocal part you sing in the car

[jetty bones @jettybones]

it doesn't always have to be for the main plot -

do if for the short stories, too.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

and suddenly i remembered that most of my favorite films only have one main character.

[jetty bones @jettybones]

sorry if i hugged everyone for too long last night, im ovulating.