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[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

Women on twitter: I would eat a live rattlesnake while being waterboarded before I talk to a man

women on imessage: did you eat today baby

[Niruu. @_xakhsurinx_]

I’ve watched this vid like 50 times 💀

[HANNAH @wraithsfire]

or whatever Nicki minaj said

[rachelsennottfanaccount @evafernandagrza]

so we were playing wii sports

[The Real Fat Nick @_FatNick]

Like all jokes aside I would litterely beat the brakes off you