Jordan Smith

a 4 on both the kinsey and hotness scales (she/her)

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

guess how many brain cells i have left

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

movies used to have piper perabo in them

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

@beatsbybecca dying

[becs @beatsbybecca]

Dream Blunt rotation

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

wow just saw a bird getting a worm at 8:33pm… early birds found dead

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

@beatsbybecca EXACCCTTTLLYYY BECCA (but also i love a wave at any time i hate to say it but it’s just true)

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

it’s giving all those cops after the karen read trial

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Jason Varitek was not fired, and is being reassigned to a new role with the organization that will be announced at a later date, the team announced.

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

watching the red sox be like no babe i love when you hit a grounder to short

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

literally fuck off and die

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Our nation and our people are worth fighting for.

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

we need a chunnel for the amtrak so you don’t have to go through connecticut to get between boston and ny

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

was god laughing when he put all the world’s songwriting talent into adam duritz of counting crows’ body?

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

no matches for 3 or 4 and only 40 for 2….

[Katie Chiou @katiewav]

snow day claude code project :)

lettermatchd - find letterboxd users with the same top 4 favorite films as you (or any other user)

the probability of someone with the EXACT same top 4 as you is nearly 0, so you can also check for 2/3 films overlap––litmus test for film taste obscurity lol

try it here: https://t.co/K3dtuHd2dv

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

@beatsbybecca becca this is so fuckig hdkahfjd

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

*shark in the water voice*
baby there’s a glock in my rari

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

the quintessential traitors-watching experience of having to figure out the challenge rules as it goes cause you weren’t paying attention when they were explained

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

bringing this back hoping heated rivalry interest gets it even one (1) like

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

as one of the few combination yellowjackets and bu hockey stans on earth i need to know if sophie nelisse thinks rookie star of her beloved habs lane hutson looks like her as a teenage boy

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

mayor wu made us all these beautiful protected bike lanes just for cyclist mfs to ride on the goddamn sidewalk!!!!

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

@pr0montory AMEN

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

and when fuckin like dan + shay inevitably get nominated for “traditional country” like sure okay

[Pop Fusion HQ @PopFusionHQ]

The Grammys will announce nominations next week.

Following Beyoncé’s historic win as the first Black woman to win Best Country Album, the category has been retired and split into two: Best Contemporary Country Album (Black dominated) and Best Traditional Country Album (white dominated).

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

this type of posting actually one of the worst consequences of the astros cheating scandal

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? I KNOW Y’ALL SEE IT!!!!

[Jordan Smith @jeurdz]

FUCK YOU DON SWEENEY BRING MARCHAND HOME