Jev

toys buyer @ selfridges ★

[Jev @jevjevjev]

@chlvvrenform Hey I can’t message you, drop me a dm!

[Jev @jevjevjev]

@120ROLLFILM Hey I’m interested, is it still available?

[Jev @jevjevjev]

David Neres Match Attax misprint

[Jev @jevjevjev]

@LondonPubMap This pub’s got a bit of a hidden gem - a practice room you can rent in the basement, £50 for the evening with kit and amps! 10/10

[Jev @jevjevjev]

@LondonPubMap @SELondonBoozers I walked past this last week (it would be my closest pub), the door was open where contractors were inside - there is still the remnants of a pub in there, not all hope is lost!

[Jev @jevjevjev]

@LetsTalk_FPL I literally do the opposite of everything you suggest

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

You come to me on this the day of reading Jon Tickle's Wikipedia page and ask me to jump on a quick call to touch base

[Jev @jevjevjev]

@dumbass_emo @theneedledrop No it’s not

[Jev @jevjevjev]

@LodgieFromLanza @Terror_Alarm If they bomb Sheerness it might end up looking better than it does now

[kirsten @kdawgonline]

my grandkids are gonna be pissed when i die and they find out their inheritance is just 200 Gildan t-shirts

[Jake @jakeperry97]

My Manifesto:

-meal deals max £3
-pints max £3.50
-malboro gold max £5
-mcr-ldn train max £20
-all footy tickets max £30
-destroy landlords
-build a shit load of council gaffs
-nationalise everything
-mp’s paid average wage
-gary neville thrown off the top of deansgate tower

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Those asking if ‘The Thick of It’ is writing this election may want to note that today’s Tory immigration plan -shunt it off to an independent body to decide, so ministers can avoid talking specifics in interviews- is the main plot of 2009’s special ‘The Rise of the Nutters.’

[Ali @AliKh1886]

How on earth is a can of coke £1.10 at Tesco and then a pound at a local corner shop? I always remember things being slightly more expensive at the corner shop than the supermarket? What happend to the economies of scale they taught us at A Level economics?

[Mitch @Mitchh20_]

Weather machine gets turned on a day after bank holiday Monday

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

Chelsea actually very refreshing to watch. So much heavy systems-football around. Here is a team with no plan

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Thames Water is talking about a temporary renationalisation to pay their debts.

This must not be allowed, there is no temporary, if they are nationalised it is GAME OVER, goodbye shareholders.

RT if we must not be made to pay their debts for nothing.

[HM @HinduMonkey]

This is still just so ridiculous. To this day. To call it that early and then shake hands before the black and try to walk off without potting it. Absolute relentless arrogance and genuinely peerless ability.

[harry @hjsedits]

wrong

[John Terry @JohnTerry26]

What a team this was. 💙 👊🏻