The @jevmaxxing desk already shipped four updates.
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The @NEARProtocol rail is live.
The site reads NEAR's final block and the Intents asset list in real time, and quotes four chains into Robinhood Chain on the spot: ZEC, NEAR, SOL and ETH on Arbitrum.
Fund the veil from any of them, exit the same way, and the fill still signs from a key your browser made.
The desk is built for @Uniswap V4. SCOUT reads new pools from the V4 PoolManager, PULSE prices them through StateView, FLUX fills through the Universal Router with a hard minimum out, and WARDEN flags every hook in the verdict. When $JEVMAXX graduates, the desk is already standing in the pool.
$JEVMAXX is live on Pons. WARDEN reads our own token with the same table it reads every coin: no mint, no pause, no blacklist, no fee switch.
Every call is on the book. Over a thousand decisions today, each one with a receipt anyone can check.
The first protocol on Robinhood Chain to put a System One model in front of the fill and a privacy rail behind it.
Jev decides. The veil signs.
$JEVMAXX on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain
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After bonding, $JEVMAXX fees go to the holders.
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Here is how the money moves once crosses into its Pons pool on @Uniswap V4.
The more the pool trades, the more flows back to the people holding it. Snipers, rotators, bots: every one of them pays the holders, on every buy and every sell.
Holders means holders. The pool, the Pons locker and the hook are not wallets and are not counted.
The distribution rules, the schedule and every payout go on the site and before the pool opens, with a receipt for each one, the same way every call on the desk is published.
@jevmaxxing decides. The veil signs. The holders get paid.
$JEVMAXX on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain
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@Jevmaxxing the first privacy sniping protocol using @NEARProtocol issued as a token on @ponsdotfamily
built on Jev and NEAR.
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Jev, TypeSafe's System One model, reads every new launch off Pons V2 and @Uniswap V4 and answers buy, copy, skip or pass with calibrated probabilities.
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You are early on $JEVMAXX
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Not early like a chart. Early like the thing you are holding did not exist on this chain a week ago, and nothing else on it does what this does.
@Jevmaxxing is the first protocol on Robinhood Chain to merge three things that have never sat in one loop:
A System One model in front of the fill. Jev reads every launch on the chain, Pons curves and @Uniswap V4 pools alike, and answers in milliseconds with a confidence number, not a paragraph. WARDEN gates it. Every verdict lands in a public log you can check block by block.
A privacy rail behind the fill. The veil signs from a key your browser made and the server never sees. Funds arrive through @NEARProtocol Intents from ZEC, NEAR, SOL, BTC and ETH on other chains, and leave the same way. NEAR is the network under it, the same one Bitwise wraps in its staking ETP on Xetra. No affiliation, just the rail.
A token that pays for the desk. $JEVMAXX is live on Pons, 15,000,000 locked forever, more burned, and the desk is already built for the Uniswap V4 pool it graduates into.
Snipers exist. Privacy tools exist. Nobody put a model that decides, a rail that hides, and a desk that publishes its own receipts into one protocol on Robinhood Chain. Until now.
Most people will find this after the pool opens, after the listings, after the receipts pile up. You found it while the changelog is still one day long.
That is what early looks like.
Jev decides. The veil signs. NEAR carries it.
$JEVMAXX on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain
https://t.co/sHg6iJKDGc
Listings, and what happens to the tech when $JEVMAXX graduates to @Uniswap V4.
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Listings first.
When the curve fills and the @Uniswap V4 pool opens, the pool gets its own DexScreener pair and we claim that profile the same hour: logo, description, links. Then the applications that need a live pool and real volume go out in order: @coingecko , @CoinMarketCap , then the aggregators that route Uniswap V4 pools on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain. Each one gets announced here when it is confirmed, never before.
Now the tech.
Nothing about @Jevmaxxing breaks at the migration, because the desk was built for Uniswap V4 before our own token existed.
SCOUT already listens to the V4 PoolManager on Robinhood Chain. A new pool initializing is a launch event to it, the same as a Pons launch. When the $JEVMAXX pool opens, SCOUT sees it in the same block as everyone else.
FLUX already quotes through the V4 Quoter and fills through the Universal Router with a hard minimum out. A buy through the veil routes to the pool with the price checked before it signs.
WARDEN reads the hook on every V4 pool and writes it into the verdict. Hooks can tax, block or reorder swaps, so a hooked pool never passes silently. Our own pool gets no exemption. The desk grades $JEVMAXX with the same table it grades every coin, and the receipt is public like all the others.
PULSE moves from reading the curve to reading pool swaps. Same numbers, deeper liquidity, tighter buckets.
The veil does not care where the pair lives. Funds still come in through NEAR Intents from ZEC, NEAR, SOL, BTC and ETH on other chains, the key still lives in your browser, the fill still signs from there.
What the migration adds: a pool we can build on. The step after graduation is a hook of our own on the $JEVMAXX pool, so the fee that feeds the desk is enforced by the pool itself instead of a launchpad. It ships with a changelog entry and a receipt, like everything else.
The curve is the door. The pool is the floor.
$JEVMAXX on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain
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What comes next for @Jevmaxxing
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Day one shipped a privacy sniping protocol that works:
Jev reading every launch on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain,
WARDEN gating the fills, a veil that signs from a key your browser made, NEAR Intents carrying funds in from ZEC, NEAR, SOL, BTC and ETH on other chains, every verdict in a public log, and $JEVMAXX live on Pons with 15,000,000 locked forever.
Objectives, in order:
1. Confidential Intents on the veil. The partner key that turns on NEAR's private shard, so the order's size, pair, direction and timing stay hidden during settlement, and the relay fee inside every route drops from 25 bps to about 20. Target: this week.
2. The graduation to @Uniswap V4. When the curve fills, $JEVMAXX moves into its own Uniswap V4 pool on Robinhood Chain, and the tech is already there waiting for it: SCOUT reads V4 pool initializations, PULSE reads V4 swaps, FLUX fills through the Universal Router with a hard minimum out, and WARDEN flags every hook. From the day the pool opens, the desk watches its own token with the same rules it applies to every other coin, and every veil can buy it through that pool. Next after that: a V4 hook of our own on the pool, so the fee that feeds the desk is enforced by the pool itself instead of a launchpad.
3. Listings. DexScreener profile first, the moment the pool opens: logo, description, links. Then the applications that need a live pool and volume: CoinGecko, CoinMarketCap, and the aggregators that route Robinhood Chain V4 pools. Every listing is posted here when it is confirmed, never before.
4. The desk's own wallet, funded by creator fees, filling in public. Today the desk marks every call against the curve and publishes the book. Next it signs its own fills from the fees $JEVMAXX generates, receipt by receipt, with hard caps and a kill switch anyone can read. Target: first fills within two weeks of the fee reserve reaching 0.5 ETH.
5. Holder rails. Holders of $JEVMAXX get the desk's own route settings on the veil: the partner tier fee, priority on the desk's watchlist, and the receipts stream before it hits the public log. Sizes and thresholds published in the docs before they switch on. Target: month one.
6. The kit, open. The five Python files on the build page become one package with the exact WARDEN table the desk runs, so anyone can run their own Jev sniper against the same rules. Target: month one.
Every one of these lands on the site before it lands in a post, with a changelog entry and a receipt you can check.
Jev decides. The veil signs. NEAR carries it.
$JEVMAXX on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain
https://t.co/sHg6iJKDGc
@NEARProtocol is live inside @Jevmaxxing.
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The privacy sniping protocol now reads the NEAR network in real time.
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The rail strip on the home page and the veil shows the finalized NEAR block, the Intents relay's asset count with Robinhood Chain listed, and three live routes priced by the solvers themselves: ZEC, NEAR and SOL into native ETH on Robinhood Chain, with the time each takes.
@NEARProtocol is now a headline funding asset for the veil, next to @Zcash.
Send NEAR from any account, a solver delivers native ETH to your one time key, the key signs the fill, and nothing on Robinhood Chain joins it to you. Exit the same road back to NEAR, ZEC or any listed asset.
The docs carry the full chapter: the network under the rail, the endpoints the site reads, the fees inside every quote, and the changelog.
$JEVMAXX on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain.
Jev decides. The veil signs. NEAR carries it.
$JEVMAXX is live on @ponsdotfamily. The desk is reading now.
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The privacy sniping protocol is live. Read the docs before you trade.
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@Jevmaxxing runs on Jev and @NEARProtocol .
Jev, TypeSafe's System One model, reads every new launch off Pons V2 and @Uniswap V4 on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain and answers buy, copy, skip or pass in one call.
NEAR Intents is the privacy rail: a veil is a one time key made in your browser, funded from ZEC, BTC, SOL, NEAR or ETH on another chain, and a solver delivers native ETH on Robinhood Chain to it. The veil signs the fill. Nothing on the chain joins it to your main wallet.
The docs hold every contract address, every event topic, the full WARDEN rule table, the four questions exactly as the API sends them, the veil's security model, what stays public, and the NEAR rail with its fees. Nothing on the site is a claim you cannot check against the chain.
@jevmaxxing βSniping desk that holds no keys and charges nothing.
The chain is read over public RPC with no indexer and no API key.
The ticket FLUX builds is unsigned, and it gets signed by your own wallet or by a veil whose key never left your browser.
Funding for that veil arrives over NEAR Intents from ZEC, BTC, SOL, NEAR or ETH on another chain as native ETH on Robinhood Chain.
Fees on $JEVMAXX pay the Jev calls and the RPC, so the read stays free for whoever opens the site.
The same loop runs on the desk's own book, in public, receipt by receipt.
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@dexscreener is settled for $JEVMAXX,
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@Jevmaxxing the first privacy sniping protocol using @NEARProtocol issued as a token on @ponsdotfamily
built on Jev and NEAR.
https://t.co/Vxm8YoWaAI
Jev, TypeSafe's System One model, reads every new launch off Pons V2 and @Uniswap V4 and answers buy, copy, skip or pass with calibrated probabilities.
Trade only the contract posted from this account.
15,000,000 $JEVMAXX burned. Forever.
The real fun is about to begin. The desk is reading every new launch on Robinhood Chain right now, Jev is answering in under a second, and every verdict is landing in the public receipt log.
We hope you opened a veil.
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The first privacy sniping protocol utilizing @NEARProtocol issued as a token.
$JEVMAXX is live on @ponsdotfamily
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@Jevmaxxing is a privacy sniping protocol built on Jev and NEAR.
https://t.co/Vxm8YoWaAI
Jev, TypeSafe's System all in one model, reads every new launch off Pons V2 and @Uniswap V4 and answers buy, copy, skip or pass with calibrated probabilities in one call.
The fees of every trade go to the desk: they pay the Jev calls and the RPC, so the desk stays free and keyless for everyone who opens it.
WARDEN kill overrides it, and every verdict is published as a receipt that never names a wallet. The fill is signed by a veil: a one time key made in your browser and funded over NEAR Intents from ZEC, BTC, SOL, NEAR or ETH on another chain, so nothing on the chain joins the fill to your main wallet. The desk holds no key.
No raise. No lockup. No minimum. The desk funds itself from creator fees and grows with every trade.
Every verdict is in the public receipt log, every address, topic and rule is in the docs, and the desk's own book is on the home page. Read the chain and check the output against it.
The first protocol on Robinhood Chain to put a System One model in front of the fill and a privacy rail behind it.
@jevmaxxing β ETA: Today. βLive in one hour.
In one hour, the first sniping desk on Robinhood Chain that never learns who you are.
The chain is read over public RPC with no indexer and no API key.
Jev answers buy, copy, skip or pass in one call, and every verdict is published as a receipt that names a token, never a wallet.
The fill is signed by a veil: a one time key made and encrypted in your browser, funded over NEAR Intents from ZEC, BTC, SOL, NEAR or ETH on another chain, spent once. Nothing on Robinhood Chain joins that fill to the wallet you normally trade from. The desk holds no key, sends nothing for you, and keeps no address.
The first protocol on Robinhood Chain to put a System One model in front of the fill and a privacy rail behind it.
Pons creator fees on @Jevmaxxing pay the Jev calls and the RPC, so the read stays free for whoever opens the site.
@jevmaxxing β ETA: Today. β NOT LIVE.
The first protocol on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain to put a System One model in front of the fill and a privacy rail behind it.
Five agents read a launch off the chain,
Jev reads the five agents, and the fill can be signed by a wallet with no past.
SCOUT catches TokenLaunched on Pons V2 and Initialize on Uniswap V4, with no indexer behind it.
WARDEN runs the bytecode, the owner, the mint and pause selectors, holder concentration, liquidity, deployer history and the current snipe tax.
PULSE counts the flow,
LEDGER names the wallets already in,
FLUX quotes the fill, and the state goes to Jev in one call for four typed answers.
A WARDEN kill overrides every one of them, and the verdict is published either way.
Then the veil. A one time wallet whose key is generated and encrypted in your browser and never sent anywhere, funded through NEAR Intents from ZEC, BTC, SOL, NEAR or ETH on another chain.
A solver delivers native ETH on Robinhood Chain, the veil key signs the fill, and the receipt carries no wallet.