Aaron Schurman

irony, sarcasm, comedy and the joy being a dad. the joy part is not sarcastic . #dadlife

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

To say winning this console and controller package would become my greatest asset is an understatement. #xboxcheekycontrollersweepstakes

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

I legit have no idea how to repost. #xboxcheekycontrollersweepstakes

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@UNHMSoccer Go @eligoldman11 !

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@Malecopywriter You say that like you’re no longer open to new experiences!

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@mplscitysc Let’s goooooooal!!!

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

I know this guy!!! Go cuz!!! @eligoldman11

[UNH Men's Soccer @UNHMSoccer]

Congrats to Eli Goldman for being named the @AmericaEast Offensive Player of the Week!

Story ➡️ https://t.co/JRVPeXZ6QL

#BeTheRoar

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk - parking and charging included at no additional cost for Tesla owners I assume.

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

Did you see what X-crement was X-creted on @X ???

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@ElonMuskAOC This is soo how y’all would kiss if you did kiss.

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@robotrowboat

On the nose.

https://t.co/cvC5HselSE

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@Malecopywriter That dude is zooted!

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

Pretty confident I can build a rocket and beat @SpaceX to mars hit me up if you want to invest and have no idea what @OceanGateExped is.

[Neat Corporation @NeatCorp]

🤖 Budget Cuts Ultimate is OUT NOW!! 🤖

The ultimate VR stealth experience, out now on Meta Quest 2 and PS VR2! 🎉

We're also giving away 3 more keys! RT and follow to enter 🎁🔑

#PSVR2 🔪 https://t.co/v4jHLJQqG1

#MetaQuest2 ✂️ https://t.co/8OBbWUgwLD

#BudgetCutsVR #VR

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

What a time to be alive!

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@Verizon change “potential spam” calls to “spam I am calls” to win the internet

[UNH Wildcats @UNHWildcats]

Congrats to Eli Goldman of @UNHMSoccer for taking home the Coaches Award!

Watch ➡️https://t.co/ZDuXKLrD4w

#WESPYs #BeTheRoar

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

He is leavened.

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@AvatarDomy Because the earth is flat and gravity is fake

[Aaron Schurman @JewcyDad]

@Malecopywriter On a good day?