RobotRowboat™

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If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

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@rayferraro21 you are so fucken anti-Philly, pro Carolina. Balance your commentary you slag.

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@shindig101 @NHLFlyers @fwwebb See you next Tuesday.

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@jennabeee22 @NHL 🤡

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@SNPittsburgh 🤡

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@LosPiratas21 @SNPittsburgh 🤡

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@Cory_Tucek 🤡

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@Be4CommonSense @Cory_Tucek 🤡

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@Cory_Tucek @babycarrots1001 🤡

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@sidneypony You're a typical Pittiful cunt.

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@HalWert26179 Hey there I'll reach out via email

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@weinerdog4life how can this be allowed

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How about we all show a little hustle in crosswalks this year folks

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@TheAndrewNadeau no one knew

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first hotcake salesman to quickly sell out of hotcakes: I have no idea what these things are selling like

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@NoDMsPerfavore Is Pepsi ok?

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ooo-weee-ooo I look just like Buddy Hackett

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thank you for not bringing anything to my attention

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I'm a lover pilot not a fighter pilot.

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if anyone happens to see Donna today please tell her she can fuck right off

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the clash: should I stay or should I go now?
me: what'll happen if you go?
the clash: there will be trouble
me: and what'll happen if you stay?
the clash: it will be double
me: well I'm no genius but the answer seems pretty obvious to me

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no one named Kevin has ever done anything worthwhile