Devin 

As seen on the Internet.

[Devin  @papasuncle]

Kids are basically reverse Roombas

[Devin  @papasuncle]

Every Winter Olympic event could be renamed “careful it’s slippery”

[Devin  @papasuncle]

[seeing anyone after googling something you didn’t know five minutes ago]: hello you ignorant piece of shit

[Devin  @papasuncle]

@emkeeyzer I will always love this

[Devin  @papasuncle]

@meliburgh Don’t see a message but just dm’d

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

hear me out: slot machines but when you win big it hugs you and tells you it’s proud of you

[Devin  @papasuncle]

@chelbb_ @360i Yesssss congrats! We love the fish!

[Devin  @papasuncle]

@milkglutton_ They’re scared of how powerful you’ll be

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

haunt implies the existence of huncle

[Frank Foster @frankefoster]

I will once again remind anyone who has written a line of code:

You are literally a wizard. You have use a strange language to entice a rock filled with electricity to do your bidding. We speak to golems.

[Devin  @papasuncle]

@emkeeyzer Honestly all the time

[Devin  @papasuncle]

BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, parents need to make sure to LOOK at your child’s candy. Some people are giving out what looks like normal candy, but turns out to be Bit-O-Honey.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

oh and this one!

[Devin  @papasuncle]

@roxiqt Thank you!

[Devin  @papasuncle]

Do you think a depressed person could make this?

[Devin  @papasuncle]

@roxiqt Well you’ve officially made my day that’s high praise 🙂

[Devin  @papasuncle]

@roxiqt I did!

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

pain

[Devin  @papasuncle]

Stop 👏🏻 letting 👏🏻ghosts 👏🏻wear sheets 👏🏻that’s 👏🏻why 👏🏻sheets are 👏🏻so 👏🏻expensive 👏🏻because 👏🏻of 👏🏻high 👏🏻ghost 👏🏻demand

[Devin  @papasuncle]

“Miffta whurlwhidde”

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Pitbull ft. A Mouthful of Saltines