Jewish Gurl Problems

Is money a carb? #LCHAIIM

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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ME.

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Tonight is national hometown-bar-rekindle-with-your-HS-crush night! Be safe, have fun & snatch that old fling right back! #NJBsOnly #TGivs16

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When you're babysitting and you can't find the remote so you resort to @JSwipe for 3 hours.... #TheSearchContinues #JGP

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If I see another Israeli named "Guy" from "Tel Aviv" on Jswipe I'm gonna freaking lose it...

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Food is good

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I ❤️food

[Jen Blate 🦄🌟👠💜 @jenskyyy]

Okay I seriously just want to eat everything in sight before Kol Nidre, SOS. @jewgurlproblems @JapProbz #HALP

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"Wait, so I'm in love with this guy from Birthright..." -Girl to her friend in my UberPool

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"You went to Rosh Hashanah services with HIM?!" -overheard at Bloomingdale's Friends & Family

[Blac Chyna @BLACCHYNA]

Robert Kardashian Number. [phone] !

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Buying clothes again... "for the holidays" ;)

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Don't drink and swipe. #jScrewed

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@alexyedid i wished this was funnier

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Oops. #ThatsMyQue

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@jewgurlproblems Paging Dr. Right Swipe!!!

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RT if your Jewish Mom has already called once today

[Evette @EveYed33]

When Trader Joe's runs out of Cauliflower Rice

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"OMG.. Cornell Medical School?! PLEASEEEE match with me!"
-My roommate on Jswipe #baruchhashem