LickMyJewsack

born and raised in the concrete jungle, i live my life as if i were from the eternal city.

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@sturkalights I’m an American of Polish descent living in a Polish neighborhood in NYC. And… no. Lot of spitting on the sidewalk.

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@Trufreak89 Renesmee, obviously.

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@AlejandroCO303 @jared_shult They’re more likely to be victims of domestic violence with perpetrators most likely to be men. Try reading the study.

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@MattWalshBlog You’re going to lose in 2026. It’s not gonna work. Gas is 4 dollars. Milk is 10 bucks. Time to bite the pillow, Matty.

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@juli17eleail @spider_butch We strap like 1/10 times. We mostly scissor.

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@UserXperince @Q2Quokka If you actually gave a fuck you’d put all that energy into banning men from marrying women with kids. Step dads in hetero marriages are #1 kiddy diddlers far and away.

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@stealth_riot Matt Walsh et all have to try slinging this shit at the walls now that the “men in women’s bathrooms” boogieman doesn’t cancel out 4 dollar gas. Wana talk about sodomites? Just wait for the incoming ass pummeling in ‘26 and ‘28.

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@cuntwexlerr Idk why people liked that fic so much. It’s textbook purple prose I found myself skipping over paragraphs upon paragraphs of flowery gibberish. And I like a slow burn but is it really gonna take 30000 words for them to HOLD HANDS?

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@jackiesturka Oh im like certain she was a pirate. She was probably in that state when we meet her cuz she was doing pirate activities (or in jail). They gave Carol WMD cuz they thought it’d make her happy. Why wouldn’t they give her a sexy pirate lady?

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@alizat123 @lesbian_fleabag Helen is literally dead what’s to ship atp? STURSIA NATION RISE UP.

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@gigigh0rbani Arienne looks so much like my wife. Gen Q was TRASH but anytime she was on screen I didn’t know what to do because I involuntarily felt things everywhere and started groping her. Even her back with her hair up in that fuckass bun looks the same. Stupid wife stupid Arienne FUCK.

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@franchelszier The only part of this fuck ass show worth watching.

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@wlwlore She looks like RBG here.

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@ZeroContextNBA @Katheri61900044 @plurbovers @severamce Without gay shit? Your timeline is all men. At least we out here posting tall leggy women.

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@severedloser Seee when I dropped acid i had the very profound realization that Jackson Pollack and in fact most visual artists are probably on drugs. Karolinka here discovered Buddhism.

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@lesbianands This show needed way WAAAAAY less talk of coal pit sinking.

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@Suit_n_ty_xoxo Ty make it lesbo, sweet and crazy and doesn’t matter what fandom I’ll read it.

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@Suit_n_ty_xoxo Angsty smut is fine.

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I’ve followed AOC’s career since 2018 and it’s been very impressive watching her transform from nyc Green Party type activist to savy politician that helps pass bipartisan legislation. I’m also impressed I’ve never noticed how stacked she is.

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@zosiaholic Literally only on Elon’s bullshit for Stursia content.