Robert

Water sommelier.

[James Reeves @jjreeves]

Me driving the helicopter back from dollaritas night

[Robert @Jexthis]

@Mrczar_ Tell that to bucees. I think the secret is shifting the paradigm.

[Robert @Jexthis]

@PTrubey The iss has radiators. The internet says it produces up to 100kw of thermal energy. Sounds good to me.

[Robert @Jexthis]

@Michaelfiore I wonder how much insurance they carry for situations like this.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Robert @Jexthis]

@memeticsisyphus Everyone isnt stuck in traffic to arrive at the same deli. They are all going separate places

[Robert @Jexthis]

@Bennieeexyz Alright bro, you need to provide a picture.

[Robert @Jexthis]

@teammho Subaru sambar!

[Robert @Jexthis]

@Avabelly__ Eric clapton

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

Overheard a couple quietly bickering in Target. The woman goes, “Jason, I don’t have time for your shenanigans right now,” and I glanced over to see that Jason was wearing a T-shirt that said “they hate to see a silly goose winning” 🪿

[Robert @Jexthis]

@Xcorp33 @pnwguerrilla Dude, ticks are so annoying.

[Robert @Jexthis]

@OrevaZSN What about dragon flies? They are the most successful predators on the planet.

[Robert @Jexthis]

@JiujitsuOtter Is this brandishing lol

[Robert @Jexthis]

@TheCinesthetic @Junkie_XL

[Robert @Jexthis]

@pandthepistol New bike?!

[Robert @Jexthis]

@Xoey80239413 @LucasBotkin If you have a bad glove you can just have a spare glove right?

[Robert @Jexthis]

@FussuV @hoodii30 That's hilarious.

[Robert @Jexthis]

@IanRunkle I genuinely really enjoy @WaffleHouse. All star, hashbrowns covered smothered and peppered.

[Robert @Jexthis]

@slut4ghostie Can confirm. Was awesome.