Jess

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[Jess @jeykaaaa]

I’m so high and I’ve been eating my moms cookies and I asked for another one and she goes “AY NO MIJA NO SE A QUE CHINGADO NIVEL DE MARIGUANIADA ESTAS PERO LLA ME LAS VAS A ACABAR NO MIJA NO” I’m dead that she knows 😂🤣😂

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Gave my number to a dude at the gym and he decided to play matchmaker…LMFAO

[Jess @jeykaaaa]

Reminding myself I said yes because he’s paying hahaha

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

you can’t turn a hoe into a husband either

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me when i realize i am doing everything i can to consider someone's feelings/pov but they're doing nothing to consider mine

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

hate when ppl make me laugh on my period like btch stop u made me ink

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I wonder how fed up someone had to be to make deodorant

[丶 @Justhatejossy]

When you randomly wake up at night and it's still 2am:

[Jess @jeykaaaa]

The movie the shack was the worst movie I’ve seen and just pissed me off

[Jess @jeykaaaa]

Genuinely make myself crack up and my feed shits funny af

[MyMy🫦 @sagittariusasfc]

grief is so crazy because life really goes on, but it’s just nvr the same

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Bro is applying for a new job by explaining how bad he is at his current one 😭

[🫀 @softcorecanibal]

first date idea

[Jess @jeykaaaa]

All these couples at the beach at night and then it’s just me 💀😭😭

[໊ @cdoll]

this.