Jeremy Couzens

My controversial views, opinions and actions, are based on how you negatively or positively treat and entertain me.

[Jeremy Couzens @jezchef]

@ohhanxiety Too much crack Rock

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#vinted is pants recently! Taking ages to review the most basic item, but
Barbie with the big knockers wearing something skimpy, has her items reviewed and listed within seconds! Obviously loads of blokes who review our item beforehand #VintedReviewPerverts

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What the fudge #Instagram Limited to 5 hashtags only!! Do you realise business is done through “hashtags” this is how people find your content #fivehastagrule is #FUBAR

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Vinted, you suck babbles 🎄Just as I’m getting my stride in and boom! 📉😒 #vinteddown

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Pull your finger out @vintedUK It’s Halloween weekend and you’re holding everybody’s money!!! Do you realise what type of effect that has. You’ll become famous for all the wrong reasons. #VintedSucks #vinted

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HMRC wanting to know everybody’s income, even for dog walking…go bollocks!!! look at our borders, we are being mugged and you want a cut of somebody’s honest living when millions of immigrants come into this country scott free..piss off HMRC

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Birmingham is a fantastic city to arrive in by train, especially on a sunny September morning. 🌅 #beatseustonhandsdown #greatskylineview

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@NoContextBrits Finally a rest from this shit show of a life

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@lyncey_gilbe

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For anybody ordering fine grit paper for lapidary work. The #sandpapershop in Oxford are on a postage swizz!😒Call them out on it like I just did 🧐😎 #DoNotTakeThePiss if I’m willing to spend money.

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Vinted shipping label download is experiencing technical issues 😒🫣…Come on @vintedUK i have parcels to send 👍🏻💫📦

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Omg @evrisupportline Parcel shop printer breakdowns and slow deliveries after New Year makes me wanna start using #Yodel again god forgive. 🤦‍♂️🤣

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eBay transaction fees sitting at 13.5%

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@benonwine Our grandparents fought wars stop people from just strolling into this country!Fucking pointless government, pieces of shit! Close the fucking border before more children lose their lives to radical-ists!!!!!

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@RadioGenoa Send them workers to the UK, we will supply the JCBs, you’ll be at it night and day, I’ll even pay for plane tickets 🤣🤣🤣

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@wolsned He should be extradited to Russia so he can kiss his boyfriend‘s ass.

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@JokersWildUK Donkey rides at the beach are fun, I was thinking more on the feline theme. 🤣

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@drjasmine___ As long as you load and unload the dishwasher..

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@CW_Insider Wine down the sink

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@Bri_GBrit Twats… plain and simple. Wanna act and speak like that, fuck off to that camel country.