Jeremy Hayes

I'm off x find me here.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

If I ever own a social media platform, and I add a tool that I know is creating sexual images of children, and I don't immediately disable that feature...

or even worse... I make it a premium paid service...

CALL ME A NONCE...

CALL ME A PAEDOPHILE...

SEND ME TO FUCKING JAIL!

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@I_amMukhtar He's slamming that closet door hard.

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@UB1UB2 @lewis_goodall where were you during the Unite the Kingdom demo? Sabotaging other broadcasters just isn't cricket...

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?

Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.

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@dailyecho @MattDaveyJourno https://t.co/4F8CuzTFsD

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@MPoetease @s8n I mean, if you believe in Adam and Eve at all, we're ALL a direct descendant of Adam, so, Vin Diesel is family...

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@LBC Sounds a lot like, "STOP EXPOSING HOW AWFUL I AM ENRICHING MYSELF OFF MY FATHERS REPUTATION!!"

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@Lucy_Worsley My wife tells me mismatching brows and hair is "in".

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note for @dhlexpressuk when I rearrange a delivery on Friday for Monday because I'm in the office, don't wait until Tuesday to try and deliver it. I'm back in the office, See you on Thursday!

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@rightsandy @LACoFDPIO That's 12 months just for flying. I assume if a plane crashed and the pilots were injured or killed that opens up a whole new cam of assault/reckless endangerment/manslaughter charges!

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Don't bother with me on x. find me here https://t.co/KGJP8HBxVe

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My Mac & Cheese connoisseur daughter (10) has reviewed this @LidlGB Mac & Cheese as "The worst Mac & Cheese I've ever had". She's an expert, it's her first choice on every menu, I make it twice a month and she eats it at school every third week. And I think I agree. It is awful.

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@Snubs It is a silly place.

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I do hope Global let the @sportsagentspod get their own podcast feed soon. It's been six months since they launched and they are still appearing in @TheNewsAgents stream.

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@jonlis1 @MarinaPurkiss I wish I had a monopoly that was too big to fail, then I could underinvest, asset strip and price gouge my customers whilst paying all my shareholder friends and myself huge amounts before running off leaving someone else to hold the bag when they stop me doing it.

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@newscientist This is EXACTLY how "The Day After Tomorrow" starts.....

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@wmarybeard I'm eagerly looking forward to watching/listening to some more of "that Mary Beard sh*t".

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@DrJaninaRamirez Still here but thinking about a nap...

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@carolvorders Never before have I had to queue at my polling station when voting before work, (8:45am) but both I and my wife (7:10am) did today. seen a steady flow in and out when i've walked past later, could be a huge turnout.

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@RishiSunak Lying with their dying breath