popsicle styx

spaceman, teenager, leathery

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

im a cit at a nudist camp. its a hard job

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

my favorite word is "as"

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

@PowisCustom ordered a VR kit 3 weeks ago, got an update June 10, but haven't heard any shipping confirmation or response. More delays? Thx

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

i'm in love with the couscous / i made it for my youth group / i'm in love with the couscous /

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

when you fully cocoon in public

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

@prtrmrgls best series of tweets ever

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

@prtrmrgls that's always a good thing

[justin geldzahler @Justin_Geldz]

"I've read all the classics, imgur, reddit, xkcd."

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

@prtrmrgls your dick's too short to not make immature sexual jokes about

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

fly me to the Zoo and let me slay among the stars / let me know what drinks they have at all the hipster bars

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

boss: you're fired
mime: why
boss:
mime: oh right

[AUTHOR In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA]

A good short story needs to be explicitly sexual, violent, or completely plotless. preferably all three.

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

http://t.co/TYpkcWqMGi

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

I got the kind of cold you see in NyQuil commercials

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

@charlotte_ms7 is this your first job

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

@theotherporter yes

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

@theotherporter i like how you fav with one acct and retweet with another

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

i got a fake so i could get a second library card

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

more from Craigslist man "in Bangkok, where you get a full money-back guarantee if you aren't satisfied with the whore you choose..."

[popsicle styx @jf_baldwin]

the things you spot in the library. I didn't even know craigslist had social forums