maybe: jess

best life?

[maybe: jess @jfabesss]

Hi Twitter, my names Jessica Mitchell🤍

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

We need Hilary Duff for the halftime show next year so she can perform all the classics like So Yesterday, Come Clean, Wake Up and perform this routine again for With Love #SuperBowl

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I don’t know anything about grass but the Super Bowl feels like a bad time to try a completely new type of grass.

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

[maybe: jess @jfabesss]

@mrsharma @ashvinmelwani @SharmaBrands Best tool for Shopify companies

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

if anyone in nyc wants $40 worth of chipotle, it’s sitting on the takeout shelf at the broadway location in chinatown. it’s paid for and under my name Ryan Y. didn’t look at the location before ordering and just made an absolute fool of myself in the chipotle in buffalo

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Bill Belichick vs the woman who keeps asking him if he has any new years resolutions is now the greatest rivalry in sports.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

my phone autocorrected “new years” to “new tears” and honestly what could be more right

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

This clip of Betty White with Ryan Reynolds lives rent free in my head.

[Austinnnnnnn @the_austin_ream]

Betty White telling Ryan Reynolds to get over her literally the day before she dies is such a Betty White thing to do.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

The best way to find yourself is at the bottom of a empty wine glass

[kim possible ☻ @kimprobablynot]

the cdc says it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this??

[︎ꨄ @Kaaedon]

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

[maybe: jess @jfabesss]

I’m not a gamer but I’m pretty pumped to be apart of this! #dsc

[100 Thieves @100Thieves]

The legendary rivalry returns Dec 1.

@Nadeshot vs. @ACHES

ft. @FormaL @ZooMaa @Clayster @Crimsix @JKap415 @ramboray

Bringing some of the greatest CoD players of all time together for a 100 Thieves Call of Duty LEGENDS Showmatch, brought to you by @DollarShaveClub. #CoDLegends

[♛ℳeljin Buu @OGMelo_]

Stabbing your cereal 3 times before the 1st bite, really does activate the flavor.

[DBLTAP Gaming @DBLTAPesports]

What they see vs What I see

[Austin Byler @AustinByler14]

This is why we love sports 🙏🏻

https://t.co/euj8AU9dDr

[maybe: jess @jfabesss]

@DollarShaveClub I feel like Tom would be a member of DSC.

[Dollar Shave Club @DollarShaveClub]

We'll be on Myspace the rest of the day if you need us.