Jeff Failes

A regular guy / into pop culture, haikus. / Not a spam account.

[alyssa mastromonaco @AlyssaMastro44]

I don’t need to tweet anything else today but this ..

[Jeff Failes @jfailes]

I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/7W1jfLuH0R

[Jeff Failes @jfailes]

I just earned the 'Go for the Gold (2022)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/oXTMQoTe7l #olympics #goldmedal #beijing2022

[Are Publix Chicken Tender Subs On Sale? @PubSubs_on_sale]

YES! 🚨

Publix Chicken Tender subs are $6.99 (9/30-10/6).

[Jeff Failes @jfailes]

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries (Level 6)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/BFKKecT8Bf

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I just earned the 'Local Beer is Better (September–December 2021)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Javxgk7g8X #LocalBeerIsBetter

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I just earned the 'Draft City (Level 4)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/JaXl0c98GY

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I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/EbnJsD9K5k

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I just earned the 'Check-in the Dark' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/gus8Z3tJRX #checkinlife #darkmode #untappd

[Jeff Failes @jfailes]

I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 50)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/dkoBxhjaXB

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I just earned the '2X (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ufnHJHUC8T

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

the outpouring love & support I’ve received has made me realize I’m more than my accomplishments and gymnastics which I never truly believed before. 🤍

[Jeff Failes @jfailes]

I just earned the 'Brewery Pioneer (Level 6)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/PsVlsR5sHV

[Jeff Failes @jfailes]

Guess I’m canceling my DashPass with @DoorDash . Several times now, I’ve gotten incomplete orders with entire meals missing, and the only compensation has been to replace the meals, 45 minutes later (with an additional tip and no further compensation for my inconvenience.

[THE™ Jessi Davin @jessithebuckeye]

A STREAKER OH MY GOD THIS IS PEAK PANDEMIC FLORIDA #SuperBowl

[Julian Del Gaudio @JulianDelGaudio]

The streaker got into the end zone before the Chiefs #SuperBowl

[Jeff Failes @jfailes]

@SDHCMagnet @HillsboroughSch

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@SDHCMagnet @HillsboroughSch

[Jeff Failes @jfailes]

I just earned the 'Untappd at Home' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/LG9jhMZnT5

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I just earned the '99 Bottles (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Uy15PfCVlg