Falco

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

[Falco @jfalcs22]

Nobody in the NBA, not even peak Harden, gets a more forgiving whistle than Giannis. He's not even playing the same sport as the other 9 guys out there

[Mike From Woburn @MikeFromWoburn]

BTW Giannis also commits illegal screens literally every time he sets a pick.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

The last 8 outs Kyle Harrison has recorded have all been via the strikeout. He’s also struck out Rafael Devers twice tonight.

[Joe Giza @JoeGiza]

All the experts said the Thunder was a dynasty after winning 1 championship last year

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

And just like that Sox have lost 6 of 7. We got a great game by Bello but for some reason he can’t start so it didn’t matter. This team invents ways to stink up the joint. #162er

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Red Sox lose again, but hey. If they get Brayan Bello an opener that can manage to not suck for one singular inning then they might be on to something here.

[Matthew Gross @MattGross87]

In his last three bulk outings, Brayan Bello has given the Red Sox 18.1 innings of work to the tune of a 0.49 ERA, and they're about to be 0-3 in those games.

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

I will never for the life of me understand Bullpen Bello. How the hell can he not come anywhere close to this when he starts games? Bizarro world.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Starter Bello: bad.
Opener Bello: good.

[Eric Fisher @ericfisher]

The coldest place in the Lower 48 tomorrow will be the Boston area

Congrats everyone, we did it.

[Ty Anderson @_TyAnderson]

It’s insanely petty and huge loser behavior, actually.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

SGA has mastered flopping so much he doesn’t even have to be touched

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Castle is such a Dawg

[Joe Giza @JoeGiza]

Flopping is worse for the game than tanking.

[Mike Giardi @MikeGiardi]

SGA is good enough that he doesn't need to flop. So, stop.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Red Sox swept at home by Twins. Tying run gets thrown out at the plate in bottom 9th. This team sucks.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Probably the dumbest game of the season so far in a season full of dumb games. Stupid game, stupid team, stupid sport. Blow it up.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

IKF was inches away from the biggest swing of the season. Instead, it’s whatever this was.

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

Who knew the firing of the third base coach would be more impactful to the Red Sox than the firing of the manager? This guy’s nuts.