Everything's fine.

Nothing is ruined.

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Hi I’m here to shill for things another time, here’s a link to donate to @BostonChildrens in a way that specifically makes me look good, and then watch me make a fool of myself tomorrow on the internet. For the kids.

https://t.co/09OWhEjdAi

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Hey strangers and non-Facebook fools, I’m doing this rad party again, virtually show up Saturday starting at noon to see me doing stuff or just give Boston Children’s Hospital money instead, you must choose one thanks

https://t.co/XXto46wNhh

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Hey strangers and non-Facebook fools, I’m doing this rad party again, virtually show up Saturday starting at noon to see me doing stuff or just give Boston Children’s Hospital money instead, you must choose one thanks

https://t.co/XXto46wNhh

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@Kevin_Dooley This is good imma say Cranberries

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It's time, finally, for Kentucky Derby horses I would listen to as hypothetical indie rock bands 2019!: Long Range Toddy, Win Win Win, By My Standards. Band that probably inspired the bands I'd listen to but I stubbornly won't give a chance: Tax

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Hey fools, I'm here

[Harmonix @Harmonix]

Harmonix / AbleGamers Charity Stream! Donate: https://t.co/axI5I5kFep https://t.co/IEUAhchbHg

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👀

[Harmonix @Harmonix]

We're excited to be hosting @AbleGamers next week for a charity stream during PAX! Tune in next Saturday (3/30) at 7PM ET for fun party games, special guests, and seriously cool goodies!

Don't wait to donate, do so here: https://t.co/zTd0c4g8jN

[Minor League Promos @MiLBPromos]

72 new uniforms/identities getting unveiled today. Hope we can keep up

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Happy Super Bowl Sunday! Reminder that football is only enjoyable for individual feats of athleticism and amusement at the chaos and inherent randomness of a single-game elimination bracket and the untenable position of snap judgement referees are put in

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I think we all still want to know why Ja Rule has to clarify that he’s not Lee Harvey Oswald without any follow-up punchline in the Ain’t It Funny Remix

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@Kevin_Dooley THE ONE TIME

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@Kevin_Dooley fam, u at revs rn?

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Today, the president's penis was compared to a Nintendo character, Tyler, the Creator announced his next project is The Grinch soundtrack, and Twitter's most defiantly positive force @jonnysun got a job writing for history's most devastating cartoon. Someone check on the universe

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Boilin' hot, Texas-style Ginger Ale!

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@ZachCharbs So uhhhh did you lock that bet in, or

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At a bar and some guy just ordered "a cup" of a beer.

"A cup."

🤔

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Office Side Character Power Rankings:
1. Creed
1a. Mose
2. Stanley
3. Oscar
4. Non-boss Andy
5. R. California
6. Dwight Jr.
-the rest-
97. Confident Pam
98. Gabe
99. Cathy

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@ZachCharbs @dropmixgame It's my closet nerdery. It was most of the reason I went to PAX this year

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https://t.co/klTLbIjE71 tune the heck in 20 minutes friendos

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@ZachCharbs @dropmixgame I've known a bunch of the guys there for awhile through Rock Band shit, got into this new game early enough to be super involved and be a mod for their subreddit and discord, and they put a regular call for playtesting out on a day they were streaming anyway so it just lined up

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@ZachCharbs Yeah I was on the Harmonix stream playing @dropmixgame yesterday. That troll account life 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@_gwblake 🔊