John F. Branson

Can you people mind your own business?

[🎃👻Jeanne Loves Horror👻🎃 @1carolinagirl]

Tucker & Dale vs Evil was released 10 years ago today
September 30th 2011💀🎬

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

Ween - Piss Up a Rope - Sydney, 1 March '08 https://t.co/m4JbXSnCLh via @YouTube @CecilJo19672986

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

Meatloaf's Comeback song. The Nineties were Fucking Awesome. @CecilJo19672986 @FrackoffF @CaptinChokeout @TheCriticalDri2 @ChrissieMayr https://t.co/iLHUqVF3QE

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

"They ain't gonna cure it. The money's in the medicine, that's how you get paid. Sick people coming back. Cure it? That's like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. There ain't no money in that."

- Chris Rock, 1999

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

@SUEHULK Gargle with water dosed with an inordinate amount of salt.

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

Yup. They were Heroes last year. And now the facsists couaght up with them.

[Janice Dean @JaniceDean]

They were heroes a year ago.

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

@FrackoffF "Absolutely, Mr. Hinkley! As soon as James Brady stops being dead." Check the death certificate.

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

@ChrissieMayr Night, Sweet Heart. Wait, The Jefferson's are on!

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

@CaptinChokeout "see, hon'? That's how Egg McMcMuffins are born! And Mom got fucked by a Rooster. Who may be your dad. Get the fuck out."

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

@Sheilaaliens Kinda looks like the light from the setting sun reflecting off a flock of birds.

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

@CaptinChokeout When my daughter completes her Master Degree in Architecture, I will present her with a Bowie knife. Just in case a dick gotta come off.

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

@PapiTrumpo You Are Our Voice!

[Iraqveteran8888 @Iraqveteran8888]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR!!!

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

XTC - Senses Working Overtime (Official Video) https://t.co/0r2WXf9Kga via @YouTube @CaptinChokeout @CecilJo19672986 @FrackoffF @Sheilaaliens 31 years ago. Nothing in music is getting better.

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

Truth in Editing: Gladys Berejiklian Takes Over The World https://t.co/oa6LBnh0Ab via @YouTube @CaptinChokeout @CecilJo19672986 @davereaboi

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

@FaceTripleSeven When the EMP hits.

[John F. Branson @jfbranson111]

Piss up a rope https://t.co/QDRSgtIsj5 via @YouTube