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@earthquakesLA I was on the toilet and the poop was just about to come out, fuck me

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The pain of being a Mexican Bayern fan

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NOT EVEN A VAR CHECK ON THAT HANDBALL??? #FCBayern

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@Heistoby123 @UTDTrey Sorry I forgot to reply 😔

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@DanjumaJonatha2 @UTDTrey It’s okay today was the exception 🤝🏽

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@Heistoby123 @UTDTrey Oh yeah, soooo different

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@Futbolxlmundo Literally only went to review the foul because of how bad the injury was. I think the initial yellow was undoubtedly the correct decision

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Tal vez quesadillas vs kimchi como un alternativo #MariachiVsKpop

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@yeboah_joseph55 @a_derll 2-0 sorry buddy

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@JulioPimientos @DshangoRes @Nanogenix Bait so obvious even the fish ain’t biting

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@swearimnotpaul Factsss lmaooo, setting the bar too high for everyone else

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@luken_van @1SuperMajority @WallStreetApes I’ll do you one better, undocumented immigrants paid $96 BILLION in taxes in the year 2022 alone, according to ITEP, to help pay for it. While receiving very few of the same benefits that citizens can take advantage of

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@BurnessRaphael @1SuperMajority @WallStreetApes This was just in 2022. https://t.co/3zkqZjptUx

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@BurnessRaphael @1SuperMajority @WallStreetApes According to ITEP, illegal immigrants are estimated to have paid $96 billion in taxes while receiving practically no benefits other than emergency medical care. So they too, are funding public school with their tax dollars.

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@GudielSandoval @Retroid0fficial I'm assuming maybe that's why there's 2 chips?? Either that or we're getting a regular and pro version of the flip 2

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Sloppiest goal in the world but this might let them move on to the round of 16 #FCBCEL

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@zeez_x_

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@FCBCaterpillar @iMiaSanMia @HanifBerkane Every single play is just letting the wingers cross towards center to take a shot and it’s usually a header. It starts to feel like our forwards are hesitant to shoot once they’re in position because of it

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@RobbyDacca @iMiaSanMia @HanifBerkane Sane played like absolute ass last game and I unfortunately dont watch games very often but every time I do it seems like Gnabry gets worse. Mueller is a goat but he’s getting old and he’s not the player he once was, how can new players develop when they get no play time?

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@FCBayernEN We won but somehow it still feels like we lost
Absolutely 0 excitement from the players who scored tonight

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@jmsiala Your delusions light the fire for every Bayern fan🙏🏽