The city of San Francisco is launching an investigation into the X sign Elon Musk installed on top of X headquarters in SF.
Here are things that San Francisco won’t investigate you for:
1. Defecating on the sidewalk.
2. Stealing and launching a car over a cliff.
3. Shooting up heroin in public.
4. Assaulting Asian Americans in public.
5. Assaulting elderly people in public.
6. Assaulting literally anyone in public.
7. Shoplifting and robbery.
8. Stealing vehicles.
9. Setting up a tent city on busy sidewalks.
10. Dealing drugs.
Clown city 🤡