jfenstey

Improviser. Snack Eater. Cubs. Blackhawks.

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I accidentally dropped a $0.05 voucher into a casino toilet and let it be flushed away, which is the best metaphor for going to a casino.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Man Picking Fruit from a Tree, by Paul Gauguin, 1897, 📸 by @photobystein

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.@US99Chicago I haven’t heard the new Beyoncé yet, just checking you have them and are playing them?

[The Black Opry @BlackOpry]

If you’re a member of the #Beyhive and new to country music, be sure to check out our playlists to get you familiar with some incredible Black artists in country music! https://t.co/pfaMV7lz2Y

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Has anyone figured out how to get their bookmarks back in Chrome? @googlechrome it’s making me sign in, but when I sign in, everything is gone? (I also shouldn’t have to sign in with my personal gmail on my work laptop to get bookmarks…)

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I wish, as a society, that more single men would step up to be the sole guardians, providers and father-figures to three animated chipmunks.

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@NativeSheWolf Her “revenge dress” on the tell-all!! She looks STUNNING

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@cheeksgetsandy I hope someday I meet Kathy and she tells me to ZIP IT!

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@bhattsan1 @cta Moving now (though slower than usual!)

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@cta What’s happening at Belmont? Our southbound red line train has been stopped for 15 minutes between Addison & Belmont.

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To the Aldermen and police officers who said they’d leave Chicago if Brandon Johnson was elected, I respect your decision.
Please let me know if your apt will be available for rent (we’re looking.)

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@MarilynLynch @DJKAZWAL I beg to differ! You make me laugh a lot and I love your relationship with Buster.

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I’m pretty Covid-conscious, and I attended two shows this weekend.

Zero in an entire year?!

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As a Cubs fan and a Purdue fan, I’m used to being disappointed.

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@SoftKnox I hope this friend is a college student or under the age of 25. Otherwise, No.
#NoExcuses for not having hand towels.

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WHY ISN’T THIS CALLED PEEPSI??!

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Who's drinking this?

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I think Trader Joe’s is trying to gaslight me into buying underripe strawberries

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Has there ever been a salon in Chicago named Hairy Caray’s?
“Holy cow! … your hair looks good”

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It feels like the Fieri children (of Flavortown) are being forced on us and I don’t care for it.

[WXRT Chicago @93XRT]

Lin Brehmer, Our Best Friend in the Whole World, 1954-2023. https://t.co/f7ejAF6viy

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@petridishes I was just thinking about how I learned the definition of “condone” from this song.