the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn’t on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. i’ve been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze
Our lunches together were a highlight of every week at the White House. Last week's trip to @DogTagBakery was no different. Happy birthday to my brother, my friend, @BarackObama.
College summers are such a tease you go into it thinking your gonna make hella money, have a great social life, and go on cool road trips and adventures but in reality you have $22 after going to work 40 hours a week, go to bed at 8PM and maybe talk to 3 people the entire summer
An underrated high intensity moment is finishing up paying at wawa and having to gather all the things you bought as well as putting your wallet away while the person behind you is 2 inches away already putting their stuff on the counter
I feel like it's a very under rated fact that my parents met on the beach of belmar and their first official date was them meeting up at Djais later that night 😳
She said “do you love me”
I tell her “only partly”
I only love my bed
And that part in High School Musical 2 when Troy cries “What about us? What about everything we’ve been through?”, but Gabriella just hits him back with “What about trust?”
I’m sorry