Jared Heiman

I'm just here to ruffle some feathers | KSU College of Veterinary Medicine - Class of 2021

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

In 200 million years the sun will burn out.. and they'll have to finish construction on the k-state campus in the dark.

[Tyler @brokefeederLLC]

With 98 dollar fats my banker said I should start eating rice and beans and buy Walmart Velcro’s instead of a new pair of boots. Well.

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

Results are in! It took exactly 103 taps to get through his story. Yes, you read that correctly

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

Everyone get your thumbs stretched and ready to tap through @AustinGabel1’s snap story tonight. He’s attending an Eric Church concert

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

@fenderbendr1994 Can fire be on gasoline?

[Garrett Crome @lilcrome3]

When you lose your truck in the Manhattan flood and get yourself a new whip @the_big_sjo

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

@FooManChoo2 Thanks! Happy Birthday to you as well!

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

@colBwilsN That must be an old photo considering I haven't seen you in forever! Come back to Manhattan sometime!

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

@Xx4STOLLER4xX I figured you would say something about that time I hit a bases empty grand slam!

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

@Bash7Bro4 Well, at least half of that statement was true!

[Benji Stoller @Xx4STOLLER4xX]

Happy bday S/O to @jfheiman Once saw him go 5-5 with 4 home runs and 3 triples in a slow pitch game 🐐#drunkselfies

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

If I only had 1 hour to live, I'd want to spend it in a Friday lecture so it feels like an eternity

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

Huge S/O to my bro @Buster_Heiman for donating hay to the fire victims w/o the intention of ever being publicly recognized! True role model!

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

@a_aron1620 https://t.co/UTWqvbQEGS

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

I'd rather give a girl a promise ring than be one of those KU fans walking out of Bramlage right now

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

I would rather watch paint dry than listen to a student, that doesn't have a job, talk about how hard college is.

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

Gotta love it when your grandma comments on a Facebook photo you were tagged in

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

Everyone is waiting for thanksgiving break and I'm just over here waiting for the new Shania Twain album to be released

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

Got out of my exam and asked a girl how it went. She looked at me mid cry and said, "I don't think I got a single question right". #college

[Jared Heiman @jfheiman]

@Burmzzz your just being to judgmental.