Jeff Hoffmann

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[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@shay3322 Those shoes don’t lie.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Enjoyable to imagine Kendall Roy saying this to investors

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

What we actually need is one of these that just roves around moving cars down 1/2 spot to maximize available parking.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@karaswisher Every time I see a crappy ad I take the time to block the account. I think what he's saying is that turning the app into whack-a-mole is taking more time to engage with the same volume of (increasingly questionable) tweets. Maybe true but not a good user satisfaction metric.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@justacoolcat @kyle_matteson Are we sure they’re not talking about Minneapolis, KS? It could be a case of mistaken identity.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@lydiakauppi Which came first - this or Succession's Living+? https://t.co/ixNSfMVC7Y

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@gretakaul Maybe a similar reason there are so many in Minneapolis? https://t.co/sRwnVw84sf

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@stribrooks Ah, it's one of those tricky riddles: your first guess wasn't wrong but you matched none of the letters, your second guess was wrong but it matched every letter precisely.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

Ah, so this is pickleball. Hm.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@kpottermn Another plus: you'd be pretty close to the Southside Battle Train guys. Could be an interesting area to live.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

Succession season 4 in one meme.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

I saw 2 off duty MPD & a security guard last time I was at Target. Seems like plenty to handle the random asshole making a scene if what Target is saying is to be believed.

[puppy enjoyer @BokononsProphet]

Target has a massive security operation designed around making sure no one steals toothpaste yet they can’t protect their employees from violent bigots

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@DearDara I always thought the way Roman was referred to as Romulus indicated he'd end up taking out his brother to be king. Theory looked good until that last episode, now I don't know what to think.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@violanorth Boiled In Lead - Silver Carp - YouTube https://t.co/4fmPaX15VW

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

So help me, if I turn on the audio to this clip and I don’t hear Sabotage by the Beastie Boys …

[Regal @RegalMovies]

“A breathless tech fever dream.” @ScreenDaily. Jay Baruchel and Glenn Howerton star in #Blackberry, Matt Johnson's electrifying take on the world's first smartphone. Coming to Regal May 12.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@LizWFab I once saw @TheLastRevel (Americana) and @melvinsdotnet (grunge/sludge) on the same day.

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@scttdvd I kind of wondered the same thing last year - seems like there were just a few motorcycles dealing with closing streets ahead of the procession. Would a permit require paying police to block off streets, etc? I assume nobody wants to do that. Or has the money to do that?

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

@Sorrowscopes @winnerbowzer What if I am Jeff?

[ProPublica @propublica]

For decades, Justice Clarence Thomas has secretly accepted luxury trips from a major Republican donor, newly obtained documents and interviews show.

The extent and frequency of these apparent gifts to Thomas has no known precedent in modern SCOTUS history... 🧵👇

[Jeff Hoffmann @jfhfmn]

Congratulations to the @verge. I've decided this morning to start downloading all of my podcasts over a VPN to mess with the ad insertion. First podcast a German 🇩🇪 ad just popped up. Much more interesting than the same old hyper local ads I've been getting.