your dad's secret account

Art, sex, and drugs

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

clearly 😍

[Satan @s8n]

Hate when people say "not today
Satan".

Fuck you. Yes, today.

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

@TLCSqueak

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Teen Sick Of Mother Barging Into Room With Clean, Folded Clothes https://t.co/JVgQBVE6qS

[No Context Gillian Anderson @ContextGillian]

“As a person I have a resting stare & it always looks like I'm thinking about something that is multi layered. I naturally look like I'm thinking about a murder or something existential when actually I could be thinking about an avocado or my grocery list.”
-Gillian Anderson

[No Context Gillian Anderson @ContextGillian]

I don’t want realism
I want magic ✨
Have A Magical Day Everyone!!

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

Still not my boss

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

Still not my bosd

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/5GsBWMiciz

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

Still not my boss

[Satan @s8n]

old people who go to Church every week are always the nastiest kind of people

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

Still not my boss

[No Context Gillian Anderson @ContextGillian]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

Still not my boss asking for, "other duties as assigned"

[No Context Gillian Anderson @ContextGillian]

Gillian Anderson
UNICEF Halloween Ball 2016

[No Context Gillian Anderson @ContextGillian]

Gillian Anderson

[No Context Gillian Anderson @ContextGillian]

Happy Halloween from me to you all… see you soon… 🎃
*I made this* 👀

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

Brutally lonely

[your dad's secret account @jfish111j]

Watching a bunch of kate upton gifs at work SEEMED like a good idea at the time