Bird Weiser

Have I blocked you? Have you advertised on X? WARNING: Star Trek references.

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“Thanks for dressing up, fellas, but that role in ‘The Shining’ has been cast already.”

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@Jim_Jordan I thought you went by H. J. Jordan

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@Renatta Cancelled our subscription at the end of last month.

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@GovPressOffice @CAgovernor It’s not a free press if you’re sending them money, Governor Trotsky

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@PlanetOfMemes

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@EvaVlaar “All’s well that ends Orwell.” — Brussels

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RIP Lindsey Graham.

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@aakashgupta Could the media please start identifying him as:
OpenAI’s hardware chief “Poon” Tang Tan

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@RealJamesWoods I’d fight over getting your autograph, too

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@libsoftiktok “In-siders trading”

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@SITARMS @visegrad24 https://t.co/rcRkVro0Yq

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@its_The_Dr Mount Elsewhere

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@RealJamesWoods Yeah, good luck and cordial appreciation for the Belgians. That’s the ticket—the high road. Yup.

https://t.co/k0iMbxyL4Q

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@CAgovernor You make the Supremacy Clause seem like a really good idea

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@libsoftiktok @BernieSanders https://t.co/RYr7g80OOw

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@libsoftiktok https://t.co/dHX3FEORtY

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@PlanetOfMemes

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@SaveEuropeAct @EvaVlaar You do know that this will end in a bloodbath, right?

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@PlanetOfMemes Transvestites, but not obviously