Did I miss something?
He f*cked up the reflecting pool.
He f*cked up the Kennedy Center.
He f*cked up the Rose Garden.
He f*cked up the East Wing.
He f*cked up the White House lawn.
He f*cked up the Covid response.
He f*cked up the FBI.
He f*cked up the DOJ.
He f*cked up SCOTUS.
He f*cked up USAID.
He f*cked up FEMA.
He f*cked up gas prices.
He f*cked up the Voice of America.
He f*cked up the knicks game.
He f*cked up the USMNT.
He f*cked up America’s 250.
He f*cked up the Republican Party.
He f*cked up the whole country.
Brief update on Trump’s war:
-Not really a war, just an excursion
-Already basically complete
-Just the beginning
-Already won
-Haven’t won enough
-Ending soon
-Could last weeks, maybe longer
-Ends when he “feels it in his bones”
-Asks allies for help even though it’s already won
BREAKING: Donald Trump has fired the official White House scale after it displayed “fat fuck.” Trump claims it was a Deep State scale planted by Barack Hussein Obama.