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Making the world a better place ... through scalable fault-tolerant distributable databases with ACID transactions - Silicon Valley!!!!

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@GettyMuseum 🖼️"Franco-American Gothic" painted by Grant "Not-yet-out-of-the" Wood and recreated by a socially distanced family. @GettyMuseum - thanks so much for the idea! 🤣

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@jenkinsci seriously? or just some "click attack"?

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@CodesRousseau quand on s'est inscrit pour reviser le permis A mais on a reçu accès à la formation B, on fait quoi ? je ne vois pas de moyens de vous contacter autre que par Twitter. 🫤 une idée comment rectifier ?

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@CodesRousseau si on trouve des fautes de frappe dans le code, on gagne quoi ? 😉 Vu dans le code 🏍️ p. 130

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@startpage too many times I've seen this, will be switching to another search engine.☹️
bye!👋

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@f_l_o_u_r_i_s_h how do I know whether I am able to use the analytics tracking feature? I don't see any authentication or API key feature in the documentation. https://t.co/oj5eFKvZYd Help, please?🙂

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@ParisAeroport C'est fait. 👋

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@ParisAeroport pas cool de faire expirer des points de fidélité en période de pandémie, et deux jours de suite ! 🤬 un cadeau pour le nouvel an ? ou il y a un truc que je n'ai pas compris ?

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@CrossrefSupport @CrossrefOrg Yup, sent messages to [email protected]. request id is #364287. Thx.

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@CrossrefOrg @CrossrefSupport desperately trying to get a response from you re pending invoice. can you please get in touch? 🙏

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@matt_turner_nyc Nice!

Just a tiny nitpick: you may want to change the 92.168.0.1 et al to 192.168.0.1 though. ;-)

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The truth matters.

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Countries are best summarized by their corporate income tax schedule description in the OECD tax database, a thread.

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Before 10h23 v After 13h45
Thank god or whomever for lockdown easing!😁

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Very moving stuff happening all over the world in this time of crisis ! https://t.co/wGNnXGB5ra

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@GettyMuseum "The Two Fridas" by Frida Kalo #MotherAndDaughter

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@stoussaint78 @KenForkish On est des vrais hipsters ! 😉

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🍞 Drôlement content d'avoir réussi ce "Overnight White Bread" du livre de @KenForkish #FlourWaterSaltYeast 😁 Ça ressemble bien à la photo !🍾 #confinement

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@depoledesignllc My kids, and indeed they are!😁