Jasmine

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

The cool kids always suck

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

Anyone that tells me the confederate flag is about representing states rights is full of shit and has no place in my life both because they are racist and stupid.

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

@SharitosWay Where’s my tag

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

I have to stop dating white men.

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

Nothing is better. NOTHING. #comedy #130challenge

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

Convince my current opening act @AlfredRobles to give u his spot. https://t.co/bCJvXf8a2j

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

When you’re so single your grandma is the only one buying you panties...

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

All I want for Christmas is Trump and friends to be over. That would make America “great” again. This is a disaster. As predicted. If you voted for him you’re a fucking idiot. #makeamericagreatagain #maga #trainwreck #really #? #130challenge #thedudeminds

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

At my funeral I want My Way to play during the processional

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

What is their marketing trade secret? #ouch #130challenge

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

Any one that would spend $89 on a sweater w the word Alabama on it right now should stay at least 300ft away from playgrounds and schools. #rolltide #RoyMoore #alabama #embarrassedAmerican

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

@carmenelectra was my OG girl crush and I remains so to this day #keepshinin

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I gotta give Trump this: he gives me a genuine LOL almost every day. "Xmas is back, bigger and better than ever." U can't write that kind of comedy. I know he's done a 1,000 crazier things, but taking credit for Xmas? That's a special kind of nuts.

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

Rich people are crazy. These look like shower shoes you must purchase to be allowed into summer camp. And pray no one looks at your feet or asks any questions. #Balenciaga #why #yallwild #130challenge

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

@StegerPatrick Are you making fun of the #metoo social campaign? Smdh. Peace and blessings Patrick.

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

Amazon! Haven’t I purchased enough? The deals! The emails! This is #harassment

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

@CarterCruise Good!! Burn it down

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

I just accidentally swiped right on a guy named Smash #internetdatingisforsuckers

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

@JennieStencel It’s never rape because she always enjoys it #ThingsPoliticiansShouldntSay

[Jasmine @jfm0703]

I may be good at doing a lot of things but wrapping it up is not one of them. #christmaspresents