Jackson-Faust Mining Company

PARODY Coal Mine in Idaho. $0 spent on safety, 2000-Present. Cave-in capital of the U.S. Bring back coal-trains in '20. Tweets are from JFMC HR Dept.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

This week in JFM History: 1897 Billygoat Canyon mine shaft opened. Miner Henry Barson also opened when he forgot to let go of the dynamite.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

No comment.

[UUSS @UUSSquake]

The M 6.5 that just occurred north of Boise, Idaho was well recorded by the UUSS seismic network. If you felt this event please go to the USGS website [https://t.co/nfYxApZWsi] and record your experience.

[Sheriff Kermitt Pugg @BoothCoSheriff]

While the world may be dealing with #coronavirus, Booth County is dealing with Consumption, yet again.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind the public that there are no such things as vampires that we do not have any loose in Booth County.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

After a decade-long battle with state health officials, we regret to inform all personnel that the cigarette machine was removed by Court Order this morning. They literally tied it to a truck and ripped it out of here when no one was looking.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

#BeforeWeHaveSexWeShould get back to work.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

@back2workbilly You should light the fuse, Bill. It’s your grand-pappy’s company...

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

We are proud to announce the Bernie Madoff Memorial Mine Shaft grand opening, tomorrow at noon. Whiskey in the construction trailer to follow...

#GrandOpening #JFM #ProfitsBeforeSafety

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

@PrestonMcMurry We don’t keep safety records; that’s our secret.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

@HowardChesterf2 You can stand down, Howie. He’s under a whole-lotta rubble.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

UPDATE: Teddy Ufoltzson went in to check the fuse. 10 minutes after ‘Ol Ted entered the mine, the explosives detonated. Great work, Ted! (and RIP).

#commitment

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

One of you lucky worker-bees gets to check the fuse on the explosive charge in mine # 8...lit it 10 minutes ago and haven’t heard a peep.

Drawing names out of a hat in 5 minutes, stay tuned.

#MondayMotivation #DeathTrap #ProfitsBeforeSafety

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo Rats...

Good dude, that Teddy. Bit of a drunk, but aren’t we all...

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

@back2workbilly Never met him. Closed an overhead door on him once, but we didn’t get formally introduced.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

One of you lucky worker-bees gets to check the fuse on the explosive charge in mine # 8...lit it 10 minutes ago and haven’t heard a peep.

Drawing names out of a hat in 5 minutes, stay tuned.

#MondayMotivation #DeathTrap #ProfitsBeforeSafety

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

Watching #Chernobyl on HBO. Those Soviets could have used a PR team like we have.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

Funds have been approved for improved safety equipment-helmets, boots, face masks, fire extinguishers.

However after very little consideration, we’ve decided to gamble all of this money.

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

Awww man! We were about to think about considering endorsing him...

John Delaney drops out of the Democratic presidential race https://t.co/NeMm17S2AO

[Kingsnake @PrestonMcMurry]

@JFMiningCo I always knew having black lung would come in handy some day. Thanx boss! #coronavirus 🦠 #immunity

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

We like this guy’s style. Mr. Secretary, of you’re looking for a position in human relations after your political career, give us a call!!

Coronavirus will 'help to accelerate the return of jobs to North America,' Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross says https://t.co/AtumSztHiK

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

Where there’s war, there’s coal! #JFMines is ready to up profi...production for the war effort! Let’s get some Steam Ships back into the Navy Fleet!

We’re here if you need us!

#WorldWarThree

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

Can you imagine the feeling of emptiness & rejection she must be feeling after getting smacked by the Pope? 😂

If I could choose a superpower, this would be it. #PopeSmack

Pope Francis says he set a 'bad example' in apology for NYE smack https://t.co/eCMqpc8fEN

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

Did anyone mention this to the boss?

[NPR @NPR]

Idaho Power says it plans to stop using coal energy — and is vowing that 100 percent of its energy will come from "clean" sources by 2045. https://t.co/iC4pEkxtNG