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[🎀 @_kyransimone]

My baby not allowed to go to no pool, no water park or nothing dealing with water if I’m not there.

[mari 🫦 @Dabombbestmari]

so awkward yall need to stop having babies by niggas just cause they have money

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

I take EVERYTHING as a sign frm God in life. An small inconvenience. Like maybe I didn't need to go to this place, maybe I don't need this person in my life, that job may not be for me, maybe this is saving me from something only GOD can see. No loses forever lessons.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

No child of mine is starting from scratch.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

When God says, "I will give my angels charge over you.

[FreeGameDolly☕️ @dirathedoll]

Instagram soo overstimulating bitch. Fuck is an instant?!

[🤎 @TiffanTiffanys]

Capital one is the worst credit card to have

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Anyone else get the feeling that we’re going to find out Ozempic kills people?

Something is just off with it.

[𝗔𝗺𝘆 𝗞𝗼𝘁𝗼, 𝗧𝗩 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹 @TV_Fanatic_Girl]

Rachel McAdams 👑

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I will NEVERRRRRRR care about what someone has to say about a woman while she postpartum, if anything I’m judging YOUR ASS for talking shit about how she was during postpartum.

[anna @bonykneesxx]

I love being a mother so much. It is truly my greatest joy.

[st☆rgirl ⭐️ @stargirlsorbit]

thank god money is endless and comes back to me tenfold when i spend

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Rich in life because God thought I was good enough to be a mom.

[𝐉𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐙 @bbigbbz]

first of all Rihanna don’t gotta say hi to no bitch if she don’t feel like it

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

I love my baby more than life itself. This a different type of love.

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

Jane The Virgin was funny af before she said Niggas give me heebie jeebies

[Jiohn 🫦 @ThatGirlJiohn]

I rlly just wanna have an amazing Mother’s Day. I truly deserve it😊

[kida @kidasnow]

they stopped making perfect sweatpants in the early 2010’s 🪷