Jess

she/her

[Jess @jfrezz16]

With all of the drone and alien headlines, @thexfiles you guys are really missing out on some resurgence promo

[Jess @jfrezz16]

I feel like the X-Files rebooted too early, Fox Mulder would be popping off right now

[Jess @jfrezz16]

maybe it's just my aggressive adhd and my inability to shut off from work talking, but it kind of seems like this is the time where a straightforward response would easily sweep this away like bitches love being detectives in messy mysteries (non-derogatory) (it's me I'm bitches)

[Jess @jfrezz16]

With my intersectionality of working in sports x girlhood love of gabbing + a dusty sprinkle of my PR degree, I feel like @JoeyB could silence the media circus by giving simple answers so people get bored and move onto the next unsolved mystery - esp with the UHC situation rn???

[Jess @jfrezz16]

Man this is really gonna ruin the world tour amiright

[Jess @jfrezz16]

Also I’m seeing @VanessaCarlton at city winery tomorrow after seeing her literally 19 years ago as my very first concert so idk if she covers maroon or another Prozac girl piano pop I’ll start believing in religion or something idk

[Jess @jfrezz16]

I think @taylorswift13 ‘s Maroon is what @VanessaCarlton ‘s White Houses grew up to be idk I can’t elaborate further

[Jess @jfrezz16]

@livnolan05 That was also a charm on the wonderstruck perfume!!!!

[Jess @jfrezz16]

Idk how to really say this without sounding weird but I feel like it’s way safer and better for my health listening to product guidance from a dispensary person than a male doctor when I’m at the ER

[trash jones @jzux]

therapy isn’t enough. i need to run my brain through the dishwasher

[NFL @NFL]

Just wanted to get the gang together to say, uh yo

[Jess @jfrezz16]

In my delulu era thinking that @taylorswift13 showing up to the Jets game tn & getting involved with the NFL the same year I’m employed by them while I’m on track to being a 0.5% @taylornation13 listener for the Nth year straight means she’s leaving Easter eggs for me and only me

[Jess @jfrezz16]

thx @BleacherReport

[Jess @jfrezz16]

I’ll give Mahomes the talent on the one yard game ender but did that celebration remind you of anyone????

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Mahomes with the game winning rush for the first down 🤷‍♂️

[Jess @jfrezz16]

Why is this giving “pep talk after your little brother gets picked last in little league” energy

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jets show love to Zach Wilson ✊

28/39
245 YDS
2 TD

(via @NFL)

[Lostnsauce @Lostnsaucex]

Aaron Rodgers spent more time in the MetLife stadium during the eras tour then the did during his debut game for the jets

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

The kid staring at his hand after it touched Lamar’s 😭😭😭

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Do you guys ever think about the electoral college?