João

One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist

[João @jfrobaloe]

isto mas esqueceram-se de tirar o travão de mão

[neymar out of context @njoutcontext]

@oficialsincerao

[João @jfrobaloe]

Spain and Portugal are just giving small countries an opportunity

[Invictos @InvictosSomos]

En 2024, Maxi Araújo todavía jugaba en la Liga MX, donde brilló con el Puebla y con el Toluca. Ahora, en 2026, lo vemos rompiéndola en la Champions League con el Sporting de Portugal y acaba de marcar su PRIMER GOL MUNDIALISTA en su debut en Copas del Mundo. De verlo en el fútbol mexicano, a verlo brillar en la élite absoluta. LA TREMENDA EVOLUCIÓN DE MAXI.

[av³ ☁️ @maxplaining]

worst podium OAT

[João @jfrobaloe]

meanwhile Geneva is fucking war zone of people protesting bc of that orange cunt

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨Outside the White House right now

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[João @jfrobaloe]

OMFG THE PODIUM IS HAMILTON RUSSELL AND NORRIS 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[João @jfrobaloe]

WHAT THE FUCK

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

what's the point of being in love if we dont get to act like obsessive clingy freaks about each other

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

I’m convinced he left Europe just to give everyone else a chance

[João @jfrobaloe]

yeah i bet 🤏

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

This is a lady who came from nothing & all of sudden she’s living a luxurious life.

Her finances changed & it's all because of MARRIAGE.

She had no tangible skills, she didn't sweat it out, she made no investments, no capital, no sleepless nights.

Heck! she isn't even a 9 to my standards.

But she became a billionaire overnight because she has a hole between her legs & a man like myself wanted to own that hole.

Women live life on easy mode.

[Did Joan Mir Crash Today? 🥃 @DidMirCrash]

YES 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

[henriqez @gabrrlgh]

tenían más vida sexual que yo

[The Race MotoGP @TheRaceMoto]

Marc Marquez wins his 100th Grand Prix across all classes 👏

Iconic 🐜

#MotoGP #HungarianGP

[Scherazade @ScherazadeMS]

Ayrton Senna: "If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver."

Marc and Pedro: Yes.

[abbie @QUART20RARO]

wrap it up..

[João @jfrobaloe]

bruh

[João @jfrobaloe]

DID MARC JUST 67 ACROSS THE LINE?