Jake Fryman

Make everyday a great one!

[Brendan Dzwierzynski @BrendanDzw]

They’re saying it’s the funniest scene in history

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

They’re taking away healthcare. AI is stealing jobs. Corporations are allowed to poison food and water again. They’re slashing education. They’re starting endless wars in multiple countries. He’s using our money to build a ballroom. He’s manipulating the market. They’re dividing the country even more with a gerrymandering war. He is taking bribes in broad daylight. And they still haven’t released the full Epstein files. This is objectively the worst and most corrupt administration in history.

[Gym @trainer_skyi]

I like the gym because seeing the same 5 people every day and never speaking to them is the kind of socializing I enjoy

[Jake Fryman @jfryman10]

@MoEgger I have to clean out my garage this weekend, guess I need to ask the statehouse for permission first

[Mike @Mikebeenhere]

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

As an adult I have learned that the most shocking and unexpected opponent in life is the person who owned your house before you.

[mert @mert]

the internet could not replace fax machines from like 90% of medical institutions in 20 years but yeah I'm sure AI will replace all jobs in 5 months

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘Jurassic Park’-themed #SuperBowl ad for Xfinity has been released.

Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum all reprise their roles.

[Kingly @JedKingly]

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.

[i’m back i guess @veggie_lo_mein]

you guys ever have a social interaction and immediately after you’re like mmmmmmmm yeah that was not my best work

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

Indiana Jones would never lose his keys. I just did. Again.

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

wealth managers putting your money in an index fund

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

On the 11th Day of Redsmas...

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[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The RedZone audio guy

[Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey]

yea so nows the time to mention i hired a witch on etsy to heal Burrow

[AURAGOALX @AURAG0ALX]

I'm liking your IG photo from 8 days ago bc IG just showed me today!

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

YOUR CINCINNATI REDS ARE GOING TO THE
POSTSEASON

[Ashley Nowicki @ashleynowicki_]

I don't think a single fan of sports, music, or live entertainment in general would say tickets are underpriced.