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[Benjamin 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @BProudPatriot]

CHILDREN BEING SOLD IN PLAIN SIGHT ON VINTED.

@vinted @vintedUK

You have 24 hours before we ddos your servers and take you offline.

[NeoHana 🪿 @_NeoHana_]

IT'S BEEN 24 YEARS BUT I HAVE FINALLY BEEN VINDICATED

NO LONGER AM I THE ONE BLAMED FOR SETTING THE FAMILY LAPTOP ON FIRE IN 2002

MY DAD HAS ADMITTED THAT IT WAS HIS FAULT

NO LONGER WAS MY 30 MINUTES OF NEOPETS GAMING THE CAUSE OF IT CATCHING FIRE!

[🇩🇿 @salah_ckt]

Mais c’était quoi mon soucis à 13 ans svp ?

[John Pork's Shady AF Comebacks @r1ckposts]

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[Cass @_casscore]

Had a canned drink that I enjoyed so much that I found the company’s email and emailed them about it

[fenlon @1fenlon]

her water bowl is Full and Clean but she would still rather lick the condensation off my beer can because its Mine

[93 @n9anaa]

l’humour de millenial pitié j’en peux plus

[nan @angelflesh3]

straight people be like: pedophilia😍😍😍😍

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

if you owe me money dont even worry bout payin me back twin 🤝u gettin shot this summer

[Ambre @abelardntm]

j’ai su que j’étais un pécheresse le soir où j’ai demandé à un mec s’il voulait une photo de moi pour le réconforter, et, où, après lui avoir envoyé une photo, il m’a rep «  ah mais je croyais que t’allais envoyer une photo de ton visage moi… pas de tes seins »

[Война @Chishiki27]

l'alphabet n'aurait jamais pensé finir dans cet ordre

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Merci à cette personne de rafraîchir l'air extérieur

[…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Brushing my teeth and I looked up.........

[H (Mundial ERA) @Petrichor_BH]

La celebración mas heterosexual entre futbolistas

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

this how i feel being sweaty in public �

[RIAMUS @Riamus01]

Actual art

[𝓐𝓶𝓷•❀🇲🇦 @ndr2_12]

Ils squattent que dans les maternelles/primaires des vrais pointeurs

[✨ @abolishcxps]

they were making fun of my husband at dinner and asking him why his wallet was so fat,,,, and he pulled out like 6 pictures of me lol