bond girl

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On the subway w Denise from the summer I turned pretty and a mariachi band

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Ah, a crisp 1hr delay. The Newark special.

[Netflix @netflix]

DERRY GIRLS (2018)

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Love Story is blowing up all of my spots need to get on a class action w Daryl Hannah asap

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Men of New York if you decide to stay in this weekend just know a Midwestern guy in shorts will be out stealing yo girl

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I wanna see someone in Chicago lick the bean today and get stuck Christmas-story style

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They need to remake sex and the city except they’re unmarried 30 year old straight men who work in banking

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Fairly sure Oliver Tree is behind me on this plane but like how do I ask that

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We’re due for a correction bc why is the Christmas marketing starting pre-Halloween

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Heaven is a midwestern Nordstrom

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The summer I turned pretty completely ripped off the plot of Madea Family Funeral

[bond girl @jgaldotcom]

Flight delayed but there is a couple fighting next to me in the airport bar. God provides 🙏🏼

[✌️ @deejay_gray]

just in case zero to hero from hercules comes on

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How my suitcase looks when I go home bc I’ve got a sister who wears the same size as me

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Gonna say “is the Pope from Chicago?” whenever I’m asked an obvious question

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Everyone else gonna look real stupid in the alumni newsletter this year

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I feel better than all of my friends rn bc in the VillanovaxChicago Pope crossover I got both

[Adam Bernstein @Bernie_044]

The pope went to Villanova and is from Chicago?

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If I sent song requests to my Church do yall think they’d go with it

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I would love to have the opportunity to buy an egg